#smoother

[lone-pylon]

Yeah hold on lemme just uhhhhhh

Okay wait

Alright. One sec....

Anyways what were you saying?

[sacredtongue]

[redleafhaiku]

Might both be smoother 

if all the sleeping happened, 

then all the waking? 

—Red Leaf Haiku by © John Clark Helzer

[brown-dorgs]

[apicturewithasmile]

Alan Davies as Roland White in “Whites” | episode 5

Bib, you’d make me look short. I’d make…? YOU ARE SHORT! No, I’m not. I’m normal height. You are a giant. In real life it’s perfectly obvious to anyone that you’re freakishly tall, looming over people like a Triffid or something, but on television you’d make me look like a short-arse.

[mimathegoat]

Ive never met someone so smoothering in my life oh my god I feel sick what the hell is your ISSUEEEEE YOUR NOT MY GIRL STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE YOURE NOT FREE TO CHECK MY PHONE AND TELL MY FRIENDS IM NOT GONNA CALL THEM YES TR I AM I MET U 4 DAYS AGO I JUST LEARNED YOUR NAME YESTERDAY TF IS YOUR PROBLEMMMM. I used to love fantasizing about relationships and how cute and besutiful and fun theyd be HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO BE SO BAD AS TO DISGUST ME FROM THE THOUGHT OF IT. IM NOT EVEN INTO STUDS IM INTO FEMS TF

[peculiary]

X-Factor #5 December 2, 2020