#smoothskeren

[incorrectlcs]

smoothie: do you want a protein shake bro?

svenskeren: nah bro

smoothie: why bro?

svenskeren: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro

smoothie: bro.

[incorrectlcs]

Smoothie, listening to the thumping noises coming from Jensen’s bedroom: Man, I can’t believe anyone in this world could be that gay.

Svenskeren: Yeah, and they do it where everybody can hear them.

Smoothie: We’d never stoop to that, would we?

*they start making out*

Licorice: Uh guys? I’m right here…