#smosh cfm

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I might just dump a bunch of CFM screenshots on you cause I’m in love with this celestial object in the shape of a woman

Be prepared for a reblog chain of JUST Courtney freaking miller

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tell me why courtney freakin miller makes shayne somehow feel taller

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Love the idea/hc of Chosen and CFM being aunt and nephew or cousins or something because chosen is just a edgy 20-something who’s stuck in 2004 who’s literally the only version of himself that isn’t essentially a superhero, and CFM is either completely delusional (not neg- like literally) on a similar level but somehow about more insane shit than being the chosen one OR is quite literally a cosmic being in the shape of Shayne topp in a cheap wig

Either way it’s fucking hilarious and I love it

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💛Smoshblr December Asks Day 19💙

What are your top 3 fave/dream cast constellations for smosh vids? (so typically 4-6 people each)

Bonus: What are your top 3 smosh ships?

I’ve never heard them called cast constellations but I just woke up and am very sick so I’m not gonna try and think up all that

And I’ll take “smosh ships” as “Smosh character ships” cause shipping real people is weird as shit :)

Nintendogs (Chosen/Augustus)

Restrained Playtime (Chosen/Brianna Boho) (idk a ship name for them— I tried- I was a little tempted to write “bohemian saviour” but Brianna isn’t bohemian, her last name is just boho lol)

True Crime Theorists ([Redacted]/Sarah Christ)

(Also any ship with CFM, but specifically CFM/Sarah christ which is just… they just have. And CFM/the detective who doesn’t know where babies come from aka Jack because funny and annoyingly cute in my brain)

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Courtney Freaking Miller’s She/Her and He/Him pronouns are capitalised cause She’s a literal deity

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I did the thing too

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OK SO THANK YOU FOR STEALING MY HC, YOU CAN HAVE THEM

I think the chosen knew he was trans like very young and immediately fell into like toxic masculinity as a way to deal with a transphobic environment. He definitely internalized wayyy more than he externalized, but still, was a bit of shit. But also very young. And over time it got better, but especially the internalized part lingers longer.

And you got this interesting situation where he is a trans guy, but also has 14-year-old cis boy toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia for liking guys and being gay. But like he is a trans guy.

But he slowly grows and fights himself out of it (in my mind augustus plays a huge part in this, he also has problems but different)

And they both end up gender abolitionist and based.

(also autism but I will stop now, this is already so ahhh)

You’re so right and correct

Gender abolitionist chosen and Augustus is not something I really ever thought of but that’s absolutely genius and I’m stealing that too (I mean— I already hc that chosen uses xenogenders cause his gender is literally wolves, werewolves, games he likes, and the matrix movies— so gender abolitionist isn’t too far of a stretch for him lol)

I’ve decided to split my chosen headcanons between our universes Chosen and the BAF legacy universes chosen, BAF legacy chosen is trans to me, so tbh— I’m stealing most of that too to apply to him lol (bar the Augustus stuff probably? But I do think him and Augustus have had a lot of weird talks about gender /pos and they’ve probably caused a lot of identity crises and realisations, mostly through CFM explaining it to chosen and then chosen explaining it to Augustus like it’s something he already knew lol)

Also yes… super mega autism. It wasn’t intentional, but somehow Shayne Topp, a supposedly neurotypical (or at least allistic) man, created one of the most autistic characters in existence.

He stays in the same clothes cause they’re comfortable and it’s his favourite shirt that he’s probably had for at least a decade, he’s so intensely hyperfixated on shit, he probably has the entirety of all of the matrix movies memorised entirely off by heart , he knows way too much about swords and katanas, he speaks weirdly that was definitely just cause he doesn’t know how to talk to people and masks by talking like people do in movies he likes— he’s also quite monotone? And talks about not feeling many emotions (which is like- obviously a lie, but there’s probably a little truth about not having much introspection and people thinking he’s emotionaless because he’s monotoned)

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I love the lore of Courtney freaking Miller, despite being… the way she is, she canonically is pretty professional and is super good and making and keeping relationships, having quite a few friends and being close and personable to smosh staff