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Boze: I don't sweat.

Wes, confused: Everyone sweats.

Joven: Not Boze.

Damien: Boze never sweats.

Wes: What do you mean "she never sweats"?

Boze: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Damien: I would kill for you, Shayne.

Shayne: Um, well, that’s not necessary…

Damien: Oh, that’s a relief, because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.

Sohinki: Okay I've complained enough about this, it's time to put it to rest.

Sohinki, five minutes later: Actually you know what-

Damien: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Olivia: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Damien: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Courtney: The sky is so beautiful.

Shayne: You know what else is beautiful?

Courtney & Shayne in unison: Damien.

Damien: [walks into the office wearing a huge coat]

Shayne: What's with the coat?

Damien's coat: [meows]

Damien: Drugs.

Mari, sees someone being stupid in the distance: What an idiot.

Mari, notices its Joven: Wait, that's my idiot!

Ian: Where’s Noah?

Keith: Up on the roof.

Ian: The roof?!

Keith: Relax. He's got sunscreen on.

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