#smp hcs

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idea: schlatt gets revived and the only difference is that he wears a BLUE tie now

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THE REASON BUNNYBLADE HAS LONG HAIR IS CUS HE CANT CUT HIS HAIR CUS OF HIS LOP BUNNY EARS ..

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headcanon: sapnap and philza meet up in the middle of the night to watch anime together. no one else knows.

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bbh is canonically 9’6 so here are my headcanons about that

> bad couldn’t fit in dream’s prison cell. he had to sit and keep his head down.

> he can’t go in,,, most buildings, actually. if he needs to talk to someone in a building he just sits near the window and talks thru it

> he doesn’t count his horns to his actual tall-ness (because it scares people even more than he already does) so he actually looks a lot taller.

> the only spaces he can stand to his full height comfortably is outside (duh) and the egg room

> speaking of which, he’s bigger than the egg. not by much, but it’s still absolutely terrifying to see this 9 foot tall demon standing defensively over a bleeding egg.

> before he got all possessed and shit, he’d give people rides

> (not really about the height but) he’s got digitigrade legs and occasionally walks on all fours because i said so

> him and skeppy met because skeppy’s 2’2 ass tried to climb him, failed and fell, bad caught him and had to deal with a mildly terrified diamond boy, and they bonded and it was adorable

okay that’s all thanks

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when wilbur first arrived in the afterlife, he had his guitar with him. he wasn’t sure why, he hadn’t touched his guitar since the pogtopia war had begun, but he did. and as he sat there on the metal benches of the station, he wrote songs for the first time in years.

and as he played, people started showing up. well, not actual people, but shadows of old spirits, with featureless and blank and shadowy, but they were company. the trains would stop when he played his music and the shadow people would wander out and sit on his benches and turn their faceless heads toward him and listen.

and when he stopped, they all got up and waited at the edge of the platform for another train to show up, and they all piled on and left again.

“ wasting your time... ”

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OKAY MAYBE I LIKE YOUTUBE COMMENTS SOMETIMES

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dont mind me just thinking about teenage micheal and techno just taught him how to shapeshift into his human form and he’s in his emo phase and techno who is also stuck in his edgy phase bonds with him over that and its CUTE AND ADORABLE

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okay, so idea

a lot of people have said that like, canonically, we as viewers exist in the dsmp and like live there and shit (there was a really good post about it but i can’t find it because tumblr)

and so, many people headcanon that pogtopia is like a sacred museum-like place. i adore this headcanon. i have it myself!! 

but, hear me out,

as time passes, pogtopia becomes less and less hallowed. slowly, the crumbling walls are covered with graffiti, the secret path to and from l’manburg gets used again, street kids coming to pogtopia as a sort of safe space, away from all the war and chaos and bloodvines.

a revolution was held there, once. now it’s home again.