#smuraijack

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Unc-ku, the facemaxxing master of dankness unleashed an unspeakable cringe, but a foolish Beta Cuck wielding a gayass sword stepped forth to mog on me!

[Battle Sequence]

Before I was unalived, I yeeted open a portal in time and sploinked him into the future where my cringe is strong! Now the cuck seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Unc-ku!!!

[platitvdes]

✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like, ☾ Sleeping habits, ↪ Internet browsing activities (jahan!)

✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like

as somebody who is mostly left to his own devices, jahan’s nights are either spent shut in in his room browsing the internet aimlessly ( or talking to online friends, because he does have those ), playing video games, or watching tv ... or wandering around the town. he’s not really a troublemaker per se but he does have a knack for finding places he probably shouldn’t be, or at the very least, exacerbating his “ dangerous lone wolf ” reputation. he’s the kind of guy who walks the train tracks and isn’t afraid to take a walk in the ‘ seedy ’ parts of town alone. really, he’s just curious and likes to explore, and since he doesn’t really fit in anywhere he doesn’t feel like most places are off limits, either. he also will make dinner for him and his dad most nights, since his dad works pretty late.

☾ Sleeping habits 

terrible. like i said, most of his life is either lived online or otherwise alone in the world, so there’s a good chance he’s out way later than he should be or just up all night playing games / scrolling mindlessly through tumblr / reading articles about things / whatever else. as a result he sleeps in most days and is often late to school.

↪ Internet browsing activities

most of jahan’s social life is lived out on the internet since he doesn’t have a whole lot of friends “ IRL, ” as we slash the kids say. it’s a whole lot easier to find people with similar interests and keep in touch with them online when you’re using to moving around a lot or when you don’t know how to connect with people in your physical life / fear judgment / etc, so essentially all of his friends are online friends. he’s also super into indie comics, he plays overwatch, he likes to read thinkpieces about the media he’s into, all that good shit .... and, obviously, porn. 

[platitvdes]

✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally, ▀ What they’d hide under the bed, ☻ How late they stay up (ryan!)

✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally

ehh. even when her room is at its cleanest it doesn’t look that clean, because she has a habit of accumulating a lot of clutter. see: her walls practically wallpapered with cutouts from magazines of various bands/movies/actors/artists/etc, posters, pictures with friends, pictures with family, pictures of dogs—you name it, it’s up there; a shelf covered in plastic trophies from playing soccer throughout the years, miscellaneous knick knacks, makeup, and books; a desk with scattered papers, highlighters, et cetera; a lot ( a lot ) of different colored pairs of shoes. so even when it all gets organized, there’s a lot of stuff, but it’s... seldom organized anyway. she tends to have clothes all over the floor a lot, which is partly a result of trying on approximately four outfits before settling on one because she’s insecure about her “look” and trying to find a defining aesthetic/identity.

▀ What they’d hide under the bed

mostly random stuff from when she was a kid, but she definitely hides a whole bunch of stuffed animals under her bed. she’s still got a few on her bed/around the room, but now that she’s In High School(TM) she feels like she’s got to be a little more grown-up, which means the vast majority of them were relegated to a beneath-the-bed trunk, save for an iguana on her bed and a large winnie the pooh that lives on the corner of her desk.

☻ How late they stay up

way later than she should or wants to. ryan is very prone to getting ready for bed and then winding up in an instagram or youtube loop for, like, a few hours. she also doesn’t have a tv in her room but definitely ends up staying up all night watching friends or gilmore girls or something on her laptop. THAT SAID, her version of late is still most people’s fairly early -- she’s most likely passed out by midnight.