#cringemaxxing

[lilacsoup]

muyyyyylittol cat

[stuckonlevel974]

I’m planning a party and literally only two other people are going 😭😭 who wants to come to my moonrise kingdom party <//3

[eviltrailmixtrapezoid]

im #cringemaxxing

[sparkleetwordz]

soo I saw starlet talking about doing this and I thought it sounded kinda fun sooo

should I do an f/o takeover

sure!

no 🍅🍅

Voting ended onMay 5

[whiskeymann]

I luv starkid now so I might have to return to tumblr to live the full starkid fan experience

[okeibai]

My friend the DM: I've been thinking about a new campaign that's set in a mid to late 1800s Western, with train heists

Me: hmmmm horse girl or engineer would be too expected of me. What if I played like a wandering ronin kind of character, like those edgy cringe Fire Emblem sword boys

DM: That would be funny

Me: it would be... Monk? Wait dragon ascendant monks are so dramatic

DM: It's one of only two good monk sub classes

Me: will you let me go all in on the cringe. And make my boy half tiefling half aasimar

DM: don't let me hold you back from your dreams

Me: can I name him Nintendo (忍天道, heavenly Ninja way)

DM: No.

And then everybody pitched in on the visual design. Here he is, Jake, Mephistopheles Tiefling on his father's side, Scourge Aasimar on his mother's side, folk hero background, dragon ascendant Monk. The power of light and darkness roils within him. My terrible son, he has every chunnibyou. Has a full tiefling older sister who went through her edgy phase at the normal age (26 for tieflings, Jake is a very late bloomer), and is now a mid level bureaucrat and thinks her little brother is very embarrassing.

Design notes:

- a 2nd mask under the first mask. The first mask keeps back the celestial side, the second keeps back the infernal side

- dragon tattoo appears on his back after the dragon monk awakening

- on the left hand, both drawing glove and archery glove, leaving the middle finger free to flip people off

- keeps items in his sleeves, which has hammer space like wuxia movies and the shady merchant from RE.

- his mom made the mask. Of course, one horn has broken off.

- booty jorts that strap onto riding chaps like hot topic tripp pants. Everything is denim

- ninja star spurs on his goth cowboy boots

- card holster for his Gamer Set

- the sword straps onto his collar, which is feathered

- gay evil flute in hair (since folk hero background gives him one instrument)

- he tries to somewhat keep his iridescent special boy skin covered up but his tits are just not able to be contained

Friend: Kei I HATE looking at this. What have we done.

Me: What if the outside of his sleeves has a feather pattern but the inside of his sleeves has like Guy Fieri flame patterns to show the ~duality~

Friend: I'm fucking crying he's already dead!!

He's here to fight a train, one train car at a time because he thinks he lives in a JRPG and not a western. He is from Sengoku-Era Texas, which I MUST assume is earlier in the timeline to Japanifornia. Jake Marshall is named after him. Kazuma Asougi is probably his distant cousin on his mother's side.

During radiant consumption he turns into Dark Yake, which may or may not be because folk hero background grants him proficiency in gaming set, combined with monks starting off with darts, so we got

(I don't draw yugioh stuff all that often compared to the other stuff I draw, but man this is baked INTO my bones. This was the easiest damn picture I've ever drawn.)

Upon his first turn in the very first combat of the campaign he immediately flubbed 3 acrobatics rolls in a row (which he has +5 to. He rolled a 4, 3, and 2. Humiliating) trying to do something cool (jump off a horse and onto a train) and his new best friend Lorelei had to save his cringe ass before he got ran over by a train. Perfect beginning of the adventure for our 52 year old middle schooler 🙏

[wastelander-mikes-iguanabits-bar]

Long ago in a distant land, I, Unc-ku, the facemaxxing master of dankness unleashed an unspeakable cringe, but a foolish Beta Cuck wielding a gayass sword stepped forth to mog on me!

[Battle Sequence]

Before I was unalived, I yeeted open a portal in time and sploinked him into the future where my cringe is strong! Now the cuck seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Unc-ku!!!

[tankerboy69]

Another random useless shit rambling about the pollcomp au:

Countryhumans, religion-humans, and party-humans[YES, those two are my other OC group] live together in the same world as the political ideologies.

The class system is smth like:

Top[most-influental] - ideologies, political-parties

Middle - countryhumans

Bottom[least-influental] - beliefs/religions

And some ideologies are related to beliefs [exp: ChristCon and ChristAn are related to christian]