@smxrtmouthed
“mom, stop trying to be cool, you’re not cool.”

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@smxrtmouthed
“mom, stop trying to be cool, you’re not cool.”
sam+mike
kid meme | semi-selective
Name: benadict grace munroe (gracie)Gender: femaleGeneral Appearance: aly antorcha (instagram is @alientorture)Personality: she’s super about wanting to change the world and wanting to make people love one an other rather than fight. she’s a complete bleeding heart but she’s driven like michael so she has a business sort of mentality about wanting to change the world. she wants to really advocate for different causes, to make a difference, and affect people. she’s a super humanitarian, but she’s very grounded and realistic. she’s super giggly and a little shy, but she’s confident in her skin and bright and happy all the time. squeal-y and excitable like a puppy. she is ALWAYS smiling.Special Talents: she can hike for days and not get tired. she’s just as studious as michael but it’s hard to tie down her boisterous energy. runner. SUPER INTUITIVE. she’s got her momma’s mouth. she knows exactly what to say to hit straight at the heart when she’s angry. Who they like better: daddy’s girl.Who they take after more: sammy! they go on runs together all the time. ^_^Personal Head canon: she was REALLY afraid of the dark growing up, and when she turned eight, she decided she wasn’t going to be afraid of things anymore. so she sat in the dark for half the day. and since then, she hasn’t been afraid of anything (other than cabbages, those fuckin weird her out).
why
me: i had this friend where we
me: exclusively
me: petted each other eybrows
smxrtmouthed: oh my god
smxrtmouthed: sounds like a solid friendship
me: she stole my lunchable
me: bitch
smxrtmouthed: NEVERMIND
me: KLFJDSKLANGK RIGHT?????
smxrtmouthed: TERRIBLE.... and u trusted her w ur eyebrows
me: ;~;
[ text ]:STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
Texts from last night | Accepting!
[ text ; sam ]: he’s hot i was drunk??[ text ; sam ]: match made in heaven tbh
smxrtmouthed replied to your post:seeing ud art where the characters r playing the...
chris: ( plays to save everyone ) sam: ( plays not hurt anyone ) josh: ( plays to get the all dead ending )
a) this fucKS Me up so bad like video game characters playing their video game where they’re real people who are unaware that theyre in a video game sestting who am i
b) I DIDN’T KNO THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY WHERE ALL DIE HOW CAN U FUCK UP SO BAD
"I'm a big girl. Just tell me."
meme | accepting
❛ you want me to tell you ?? okay , FINE , i’ll tell you . those goddamn mines , sam . there is something down there , & it is terrifying . please , please don’t go down there . not if you don’t have to . ❜
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meme | accepting
[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
➼ texts from last night !!
9:02 am -- [ text ; m. night samalan ] LMAO YEAH RIGHT 9:03 am -- [ text ; m. night samalan ] i know i was fucked up but i wasn’t that fucked up ok 9:03 am -- [ text ; m. night samalan ] nice try though you almost got me
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10:26 am -- [ text ; m. night samalan ] there's a spoon superglued to my ass 10:26 am -- [ text ; m. night samalan ]pls elaborate more on last night