Snakes are hilarious
My reasonings:
1) A couple of years ago, my mom, grandpa, and I drove to San Diego for the day. We went hiking and on our way back, my grandpa told us to stop because there was a snake about 20 feet ahead crossing the trail. Now I was scared because I had no idea what the snake planned to do. So I look at the snake, and it’s just crossing the trail to the other side. That unimpressed motherfucker did not even spare us glance. It was like he had snake chores to do and couldn’t be bothered with us humans. He just made his way across and disappeared into the bushes.
2) Over a year ago, I went to San Diego Zoo for New Year’s Day, and got there before they opened. When they finally opened, I went straight to the reptile area. 50% of the snakes were asleep, and the other half were either deliberately facing away from the glass or glaring at me and the other human spectators. I couldn’t blame them. It was early in the morning, and I’m not a morning person either. Still, it was hilarious because they looked so human with their facial expressions.
