May 17, 2025
Sir Coral Legs, the Little Creeper (BioShock Edition – Trigoniulus corallinus)
Welcome to Snaketure the sunken snack utopia where Sir Coral Legs once scuttled with elegance… until the Plasmunch hit.
Now he crawls through broken vending machines, eyes glowing, whispering about “The Great Snack Below.”
Wearing a bottle-cap diving helm and twitching with snack-tonic jitters, he’s part insect, part mystery, all hunger.
May hiss “Would you kindly pass the cheese puffs?” before vanishing into a snack-slicked vent.