Turbo FAST lines for you ^^
"I conveniently know how to read lips so either saying 'watermelon peas and carrots peas and carrots', or theyre here to steall all our stuff."
"Calm down?! I lost my bee, Turbo! Whose gonna keep me safe? WHOSE GONA KEEP ME SAFE??!!!???!?"
"I have a bad feeling about this" "you say that about everything, last week you got a bad feeling about almond milk" "Darn straight! You can't milk an almond!"
"I'm thinking less shoppers means less chance of getting stepped on."
"I was inches away from getting crushed by a flying food bomb... and i have never felt more alive!!"
"The mall! Its like the internet, but you can touch everything!"
"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!" "You are really scary when youre happy."
"If anyone's gonna ruin our vacation, its gonna be one of us."
"Very powerful, very unstable. And i know a thing or 2 about being unstable!" *bends head and neck unaturally*
"I happen to speak old school"
"Turbo, have you talked to Guy Gagne since the Indy 500?" "No." "Would you be surprised if he was waiting backstage to come out here and apologize?" "Yes." "Me too. Is he?" *cameraman shakes head* "No i'm told hes not."
"Boo, did you just install this 'cause youre afraid of the dark?" "I am not afraid of the dark! I'm afraid of all the things i can't see in the dark! Theres a difference."
"Are you trying outslow a snail?"
"Could that really explain it? "Youre also a complete shellhead." "Oh! That explains it!"
"Its a shooting beetle! Everyone make a wish!"
"No, Mell! The moonlandings were actually real! Its the moon thats fake."
"Wait a sec, are you actually suggesting we brake into a back?" "No, i'm suggesting we break into the terrarium that happens to be inside the bank." "Oh, my mistake, thats totally different!"
"Just cuz you acting like a fool doesnt mean i should have your back."
"Ace told me i could help you up by dressing up like you and doing all sorts of morally questionable stuff! And he gave me a nickle!" "Go home, Deuce."
"Its either that or Turbo's fake moustaches."
