#snake jokes

[psychodelic-worm]

Just a Pygmy rattlesnake on his way to discover the world. Watch out he may bite. You know they can be so ferocious!!! 🖤

[annofravnica]

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What would you call a snake working for the Azorius?A civil serpent!

[somanysoundtracks]

Unsure what the best part of the “Thor Ragnarok” snake joke is:

- Thor liking snakes

- Tiny!Thor’s instinct upon seeing a new snake to go investigate/pick it up

- Loki knowing that Thor likes snakes, and then using this information to get back at him (or possibly being completely unaware that Thor likes snakes and just assuming that a random snake on Asgard, somewhere, would make Thor curious)

- Loki’s snake plot involving: Thor is happy to see me/snake, picks me up/investigates, I turn back into a humanoid form, yell, and then stab him with some kind of knife/sword. Like not even bite him or anything and or strangle him as a snake. Just like... pretend to be a snake, then stab him as a humanoid. (to be fair, the film version is probably more like what an 6-8-year-old would plan, which... possibly makes it better?)

- Loki smiling afterward, like it’s a fond memory

- Chris Hemsworth’s delivery

- Tom Hiddleston possibly smiling because of Chris Hemsworth’s delivery/the silliness of the story

- Valkyrie’s reaction to this whole ridiculousness

- Tiny!Thor/adult!Thor possibly being more angry that Loki used Thor’s love of snakes against him than the fact that Loki stabbed him

- At least a reference to MCU!Loki turning into a non-humanoid character, which I’m pretty sure is something we haven’t seen before. Since it’s not something he’s done on-screen, and Loki has transformed a couple times (e.g., Odin, Captain America), there’s the potential that turning yourself into an animal is easier than turning yourself into a human, which is interesting, lore-wise (so  more magic + more lore possibilities is neat)

- the Jormundgandr implications

[kharma-chaos]

So the grass snake is the corn snake's reedier cousin

[artemis-s-me]

actually, it’s Prada

[artemis-s-me]

these aren’t the noodles I ordered…..

[misadventuresoftem]

Snek/Mateus joks!

(The following is written by the mun so it can be read nicely. So far, according to Mateus  [@false-lucifer ], he hates them. Will update this silly post with more snake jokes.) What kind of special underwear Emperor Mateus needs? A Cobra. The look on Mateus’ face while waiting for someone while on his throne is quite the boared expression. Emperor Mateus’ least favourite dessert are pie-thons.

[as-rare-as-trees]

So, I was looking for online free english courses for kids and I found one that seemed pretty interesting. Suddenly, I saw there was a section about English jokes and of course I opened one about a snake. It said: “What’s a snake’s favourite subject at school?”

“Hisssstory!”