#snakesandmischief

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Local woman continues to be smitten with goalies. Splits and smiles make her weak and hold her emotions hostage. They can guard their nets, but can she guard her heart?

This straight up reads like a romance novel that I would read the hell out of, I’m not gonna lie. Why isn’t my actual life like a romance novel?? WHERE’S MY GOALIE BOYFRIEND??

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Drawsssss!! I missed your face!!!

you better have

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I was scrolling and suddenly that Elvis Merzlikins fellow popped up on my dash and can I just say for one brief moment I was a flushing debutante clutching my pearls and fanning myself whilst praying to the lord to keep my impure thoughts at bay lest I accidentally flash a scandalous ankle and shame my family name

I vote we sue him for damages caused by emotional pain and suffering (and excess horniness) or something

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From a hockey outsider's position, all I can see in the CO Avalanche logo is a rather rotund bird holding a puck that got it's beak stuck in the A at the top. Like it was flying and then looney tunes style ran into the letter. Their logo is secretly a Rorschach test.

I...

Oh god I can’t unsee it

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Along with controlled breathing, lightly dragging a brush or your nails against the underside of your forearm from wrist to elbow can help. Something about it causing some kind of release of hormones but it helps me a little sometimes! Also standing and bending down.

i’m doing it and why do i remember my mom doing this to me when i was sick

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@snakesandmischief replied to your post: #foreshadowing

I still want Hawke to foreshadow his dick. He want’s that Ari-cooo… shock! *coughs*

what does that even mean

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@snakesandmischief replied to your photo: my earring line ��

Okay so those ones on the left are amazing???

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Hot-Sale-Asymmetric-Earrings-For-Women-Charm-Chiffon-Flower-Rhinestone-Cactus-Simulated-Pearl-Pendientes-Fashion/32826614565.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.BcOZOR treat yo self

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@snakesandmischief replied to your post: wow gaara is so incredible gay for naruto

I think that was my 1st ship for the show way back when b/c it was just so obvious lol

2nd Mizukage said that Naruto and Gaara made a good pair??? and Gaara smiled??? I'm pretty sure that means they're married in Sand Village