Nov 8, 2013
so two separate groups of people at work tonight asked me if Kayla and I were related which brings the grand total up to about ohhhhh 143 million
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so two separate groups of people at work tonight asked me if Kayla and I were related which brings the grand total up to about ohhhhh 143 million
Before last night took a turn.
soooo... guess who got their tickets to the USWNT game in San Antonioooooooo
Who is the woman you're In love with?
I'll be honest this 100% reminded me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when the guy asks, "WHAT is your favorite colour?"
But dude, you must be new.
She's the most frustrating, adorable, craze-inducing, yet best thing to ever walk into my life and turn it right side up. She makes Paris Hilton's dogs look like unwanted strays the way she spoils me, and she presses my buttons easier than a switchboard operator. Her name's Kayla, and she's pretty fantastic.
2.5 hours of tennis later we learn:
- Kayla and I are grandmas - Kayla and I are the most competitive grandmas you’ll ever meet
drinking with some of the best friends anyone could ask for: life is good
Kayla's idea of traffic entertainment is incorrectly yelling "GREEN LIGHT" every time I have my head down eating food at an intersection
watching Spring Breakers with Kayla and straight up judging the whoooooole time