Kaminari: [mackin on Bakugo]
Bakugo: [smoochin back]
Kaminari: [Gets a sly look and breathes sharply inward]
Bakugo: [pulls away choking and sputtering]
Bakugo: HWHAT tHE PFUCK WAS THAT?!
Kaminari: I wanted to take your breath away at least just once~
Bakugo: yOU THINK YOURE SMooTH SUCKING THE AIR OUT OF MY LUNgs anD MAKING ME CHOKE LIKE THAT?!
Kaminari: Is there something else you’d rather choke on?~
Bakugo: You’re gonna be the one choking if you don’t shut the hell up sparky.
Kaminari: Is that a threat or a promise?~
Aizawa: Of all the ways to interrupt my class you choose this?
Bakugo: I think you have it backwards, you’re interrupting our make out session.
Kirishima: [possibly regretting his life choices as he watches the now ensuing chaos]
Kirishima: Why? Why did I choose these two to be my boyfriends?
