Oct 26, 2015
Oh snap!
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Oh snap!
when i correct my teacher
When I was in third grade, a second grader in my class had this huge crush on me. He was a horrible little shit and harassed me frequently.
One day at recess, I'm just playing with my friend, minding my own business, when he starts shouting at me from across the playground.
We tried moving to the soccer field, but the kid and his posse of other elementary school hoodlums followed us.
I thought they were going to start snapping, I swear.
By that time I'm like
so I stop and turn to face them.
His gang keeps back, probably because I had a look of death on my face
BUT the kid couldn't see this look because his eyes were closed as he leaned in to put his nasty lips on my face.
Being in third grade, the last thing I wanted to do was be kissing anything that wasn't my cat, so I punched him.
Right in his face.
He was probably really surprised, but I don't know because I fled the scene immediately after because I was afraid his friends would pin me down and fart on me or something idk.
Anyway I never got in trouble for effing this kid's shit up on the playground.
