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[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

Oh yeah, BIG surprise right? I lied about something.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

“I don’t care?” That’s why you’re pissed at me? Really? Because “I don’t care”.

Y’know what? You’re right. I don’t care. I don’t care sO MUCH that I came along with you on this stupid, crazy, batshit plan of yours!

This idea was going to get you killed from the start and I decided “Hey, since I don’t give a shit SO MUCH, I’m going to come along and risk my OWN LIFE for no reason whatsoever! For kicks! For laughs!”

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

Look, either pull the trigger or don’t.

I’ve got to get on with my day.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

I am feeble, and I know my limits.

Maybe you should learn yours.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

What are you going to do? Kill me?

I’ve been begging for death for years, you think I’m going to give one singular fuck about you waving a gun around in my face like that?

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

I play to my strengths. One being keeping my trap shut when idiots ask me questions.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

Ha! Joke’s on you, dumbass.

Kidnapping me won’t do you any favors.

I’m not valuable to Hyperion, to my friends, and I’ve made it a serious point to make myself a thorn in everyone’s fucking side.

Congrats on wasting your time.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

I am 25 years old and I only remember the last four years of my life. So maybe, just maybe that has put me in a prepetually shitty mood.