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Where do I find the free clicks please I need the approval I need to know I’m loved
Listen closely. And you didn’t hear this from me.
You’re going to want to look for anything that is marked as “FRAGILE” or “DO NOT PRESS”.
If you tap these areas with something hard, it should make the clicks you desire.
If it doesn’t work right away, just tap harder and harder. It’ll work.
Note to self; innocuous humanisms can sometimes be unnerving and suspicious to trolls.
The reason @officialhyperion didn’t offer me a good price for wearing the fake cat ears is because they’re afraid that they’ll fall in love with me.
I for one, have shown nothing but loyalty and reverence to our company and CE—ppffft...!
Nope. Can’t say that with a straight face.
You’d think after all the shit I spew I’d be dead.
But the staff here is so incompetent that they can’t actually track me down if they wanted to.
Interesting thing: I heard from one of the higher ups that if you tap on certain pipes or walls at a certain angle, they sound JUST like the clicks that @officialhyperion has been dolling out to train the staff like animals.
“Something terrible happened here.”
Gee, what gave it away? The miscellaneous bloodstains, the bulletholes all firing INTO what used to be people’s homes, the remnants and scattered parts of Hyperion armor left around a town that wanted nothing to do with the company in the first place?
Oh wait. Was it the giant memorial stone dedicated to everyone who used to live here?
Aw, the boss mentioned me.
“Faceless intern.”
Pft. If he was any good at doing anything he COULD find my face. He could find my full name, he could find some information.
As usual he can’t manage to do the bare minimum.
Just like how he used to dress himself as if he climbed out of the dirty clothes pile on his floor.
