David L'Alonde, LMHC

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Note to self; innocuous humanisms can sometimes be unnerving and suspicious to trolls.

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Or perhaps I’m genuinely strange.

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Note to self; innocuous humanisms can sometimes be unnerving and suspicious to trolls.

[furiouslyvacuuming]

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To be fair, Colonel Sander’s position status is a prioritized bit of information.

you’re completely right, but at the same time?

if anyone thinks that colonel sanders is a bottom, they’re wrong.

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I completely agree with you.

Who in their right mind looks at this man and thinks he’s a bottom. If he’s any sort of submissive, he MAY be a service top, but a top nonetheless.

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V? Is that pronounced “Vee” or “Five”? Or perhaps “The fifth Roman Numeral”?

My condolences on the not-lizard, not-carrot wriggler, though.

You’re welcome, dawg.

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the real carrot ttoppe is @lithodidae

youre welcome

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My utmost gratitude owed to the one who found me the True and Real Carrot Ttoppe. Thank you.

I don’t believe we’ve met formally, but I’m disinclined to ask you for introduction since you indicate a desire to be named Carrot. So, it’s nice to meet you Carrot, I’m David, and I will admit I initially read your URL as “vorepets”.

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Produced by LEMAT WORKS

🌕✨ Moon1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 🌗 Future Galaxy1🌘 Twinkle Night17 3 15 5 🌑✨

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Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

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Why does this sound like some shit I would do

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Dicks out for Clyde.

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Druids…

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That’s my kind of revenge 😂

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leggy

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48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

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The reason is partially because you would have to be cursed to get me to laugh aloud, but also because my laughed is a cursed object in and of itself.

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it was at that point when i got distracted by distaction i can’t even think of WHO leaves all there dong lyong around like that.

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I’m starting a new tag, it’s #Cursed images. 

Contrary to the subtext they are images that made me laugh audibly like an imbecile. This will be my only post clarifying that #Cursed images. is indeed my humor tag.

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