#sneasels

[dravidious]

[deathbringerdragon]

Sneasel man ingo

[dravid-writes]

Bay Meets a Sneasel (640 words)

Princess Bay wanders through the snowy forest. It's a cold winter night, but his dress and magic keep him warm, along with the flame from his lantern. He was travelling to a village beyond the woods for his usual royal duties; monsters to kill and boys to date, or perhaps the reverse. Whatever the case, his treck through the snow was interrupted by a flash of pink-

*Smack!*

A snowball hits him right in the face, and he staggers backward in surprise! Wiping the snow from his eyes, he sees a sneasel grinning at him, their pink fur and yellow feathers standing out in the darkness.

Sneasel points a claw forward. "Let's fight!"

Bay chuckles. "Okay, sure!"

He draws his sword as Sneasel lunges toward him, claws meeting steel! With incredible speed, Sneasel strafes around Bay, attacking with a flurry of swipes! Bay blocks the bulk of the barrage with his blade, but as Sneasel speeds up, more and more slashes slip past his defense.

Bay makes a wide slash, but Sneasel ducks under it, countering with an uppercut that nicks his cheek as they spring into the air. They strike again as they fall from above, but Bay parries it, throwing Sneasel back into the air! Bay fires a water pulse at the airborne Sneasel, landing a direct hit and sending them tumbling onto the snow!

Sneasel springs back onto their feet, dodging Bay's next water pulse and countering with slashes of icy wind. Bay easily withstands the cold, but can neither land a hit nor close the distance thanks to Sneasel's speed. The barrage of wind slashes and hit-and-run strikes wears Bay down, until at last he puts down his sword... and summons a ball of energy in his hands.

He throws the ball, which Sneasel easily jumps out of the way of. But it stops in midair, and makes a 90-degree turn to fly right toward Sneasel again! With a yelp, Sneasel sprints away, dodging and weaving as fast as they can, but the ball stays right on their tail! They climb a tree, spiralling up it as a pink blur, followed closely by a matching blue one that absolutely REFUSES to let them escape; after all, aura sphere can't miss.

At last Sneasel finds themself at the tip-top of the tree, teetering on one foot for just a moment before the aura sphere SLAMS into them, knocking them aaaaall the way down to faceplant in the snow right at Bay's feet.

"ow," their muffled voice says.

Bay grabs Sneasel by the ankle and plucks them out of the snow. He heals the huge bruise from the aura sphere using his magic, and patches himself up too.

Sneasel shakes the spirals out of their eyes. "That was fun!"

"Yeah. You're pretty good." Bay drops Sneasel, who lands with a handstand before flopping onto their back.

"Phew, I'm beat. Literally. Wanna chill for a while? Literally?"

"Sure." He sits down beside them. "I could use a rest, and some company."

The pair relax together awhile; they introduce themselves, chat about their days, and admire the night sky.

After a few minutes of silence, Sneasel speaks. "It's fun looking at pretty lights. You know?"

"Yeah. They're almost as pretty as you~"

"Ooo, ho ho!" Sneasel nestles up against Bay's side. "You know, where I live, there's a tradition that the winner of a fight has to coddle the loser~"

"Oh?" Bay wraps an arm around Sneasel. "Sounds like a nice place~"

Sneasel nuzzles against Bay's cheek, leaning in further and returning his hug. Sneasel's fuzzy fur feels delightful against Bay's skin, and Bay's wide frame and cushiony fat make him a lovely living pillow. The pair cuddle and snuggle, eventually settling with Sneasel lying atop Bay, locked in a mutual hug. Tired and comfortable, they fall asleep together under the stars...

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Sneasels and beans

Just a doodle I decided to color

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[sunniessides]

*tosses these at you then runs, immediately slamming into a metal pole*

sneesnal plushes

[spectra-bear]

Matching icons for you and your less cool and sassy sunglasses non haver bestie

[autumn-sweet-fae]

Ever since the first ask about PSN Immunity i cant stop thinking about you saying ppl think Ingo was tested on. A new theory pops up online about just that, that the lab currently chasing the 2 have been using them for human testing. It asks and answers a lot of questions that have no answers yet. Where has Ingo been all these years? Why did he steal from the lab? How did he even know about the lab? What caused him to change like this? Emmet has to close the theory before he gets sick reading

Oh, oh no, that would make allot of sense wouldn’t it?? Oh poor Emmet would try so hard not to think of that possibility, but once he saw it he can’t forget it. Was this some kind of human/pokemon trafficking? Has his brother been suffering for three years? Thoughts like these just pop in his head and he hates them.

When Emmet does learn the truth, of the time travel and how his brother has been both the chew toy and scratching post of many a sneaslet, he laughs so hard he cries. And then keeps crying because he’s so relieved that the cause was just poisonous fur children and not something horrific.

[jidem]

You know, it had escaped me that the english title was *murder* on the orient express. In french, it's just called *crime* on the orient express. I realize how that might be a bit worring but dont worry lmao im not killing ingo i love him. He just disappeared mysteriously.

And maybe he came back with 12 baby sneasel on his back? To allude to the novel's 12 knife strike? Except that, you know. Those are babies and not mortal wounds.