#sneky thoughts

[thoughtsofasnek]

Extra Gay™ (Convo)

Slytherin: No one can ever outgay me, I am the ultra gay™

Ravenclaw: STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN BRAND YOU HEATHEN

Slytherin: Bish I own you and your brand

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Sneky Thoughts #1

Insecure Sneks are totally the most dangerous when dealing with emotional stuff, because when they’ve been hurt or they misperceive something as wrong they’ll be the first to lash our and react on anger because they want to prove they weren’t hurt or they have the upper hand.

Aaaand then 9/10 times they regret it afterwards in some form….

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Sneky Thoughts #2

Sneks when cramping on their monthly cycle really go one of two ways.

They either are aggressive af, they will ignore the pain and if you mess with them or mock them they will crush you.

Ooorrr they will sit in place wailing about their pain and sniffle and want to be babied, if you are close to them and in near enough proximity you will also most likely be cuddle glomped because they want hugs and if you think you can escape that you’ve clearly never met a Snek in a cuddle mood before.

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My Human (Convo)

*person enters server*

Slytherin: Welcome to the server!! People this is my child whom I adore, they are my human.

Hufflepuff: Slytherin, you can't claim people. They aren't pets.

*stares*

Slytherin: What do you mean you can't claim people, I claim lots of people that's how life works.

Hufflepuff: Yeah but-

*new person enters server, identifies as Ravenclaw*

Other Ravenclaw: Another Raven!! I am the Ravenclaw parent and you-

Slytherin: No, that is also my human. These are my children from another server, I claimed them you cannot have them hisssssss

Hufflepuff & Other Ravenclaw: Slytherin.....

*the Snek is undeterred*

Slytherin: No. Mine.

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Sneky Thoughts #6

Slytherin’s are totally the type to tease and dryly mock their friends and family, and sometimes they can be a bit in cruel in doing so with their wit. However no matter what they think or say, heaven help the stupid soul who thinks that gives them permission to treat someone a Snek has claimed badly because they will drop everything to turn the full scope of that wrath and lowkey scary wit onto that person and they will  s h r e d  t h e m.

[thoughtsofasnek]

Look, I am hungry and tired and if you don't give me that food right now I will MURDER you with your precious cheesecake you understand me?!

A very hungry Slytherin

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Sneaky Thoughts #5

When you pride yourself on being so tough, and you totally are tough with how you present yourself or treat others, but at the same time you’re the one person of your friends/family that will literally make everyone stop because OMG IT’S A BABY ANIMAL IT’S SO SWEET I WANNA CUDDLE AND TAKE PICTURES!!

Bring that up though when they’re presenting themselves as tough and they’ll deny it till they’re blue in the face.

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Sneky Thoughts #9

Honestly, every single slytherin out there has a inner drama queen. Some manifest it in real life through drama, theater clubs, among other things. Others use writing or art to get out the need for dramatic entrances and one liners. But all Sneks have it, some are just secret divas.