oswald: whispers into their ear :))
Yuria recoiled and gasped dramatically, a clawed hand held with feeble reminiscence of those maidenly ways to her breast. “M’lord, deny it thusly! This maidenly heart mine cannot think hither of such repugnance!” Yuria declared dramatically, feigning a swoon the pardoner would surely see as naught more than dramatized satire.
“Truly, thou can’st mean that thine shoes were not wiped upon entry to mine dominion! Aye, ‘tis too much for mine maidenly heart to bear thus--!”







