Name: Sniffle Thwomp
Debut: Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
On the last day of Thwompsgiving, my true love gave to me... a sick Thwomp. That’s not a very good gift! I hope it’s not contagious!
Right off the bat this thing is weird. Thwomps are made of rock, right? Well, I guess they have immune systems anyway! And sinuses. And mucus. I guess if you’re gonna give a rock a functioning face, you have to go all the way.
Besides the typical Thwomp Stomp attack (I made up that name just now), Sniffle Thwomp has some cool moves at its disposal!
For example, it can... sneeze on its opponent. It makes him sick.
But that’s not all! It can... faint. And then a bunch of Shy Guys need to carry it.
Also, it constantly takes damage, and this damage increases if its adorable little ice pack is removed.
Geez. This is just sad. Why are we fighting this thing? To put it out of its misery?
...have a happy Thwompsgiving, everyone. Please stay warm this winter. Don’t get the sniffles. It’s far worse than you could imagine. And if you do, don’t sneeze on Bowser. It’s rude.
