#sniffs pathetically

[delicate-viscera]

me, feigning hurt: “my gf is being mean to meeee”

@starrry-eyed-butch : “good!”

me, actually pouting now: “DUNGEON, BOTH OF YOU!”

[delicate-viscera]

for halloween i am going to be a girl you like

[ankhlesbian]

They are soooo fuckign annoying known each other for like 2 hours been on the same side for 5 minutes and theyre pulling this shit

[dolichomorph]

sick adventures: pt 1

i tried to open the pantry door cause i thought the soda was in there and it just. REFUSED to open its a pain and i couldnt get it and i literally almost cried. right there in the kitchen uselessly jiggling the doorknob i cannot handle anymore complications. then momma came and opened it and also told me the soda was under the chair thank you momma

i got a cough drop. it tastes like slightly lemon flavored toothpaste and i hate it but i think it helps my throat so i gotta suck it up. whining