how karasuno boys would soft launch you
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how karasuno boys would soft launch you
haikyuu x reader
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Pizza party 🍕
— he thinks you’re the sun, the moon, the stars, and apparently… a particularly affectionate piranha since you love biting him.
characters: oikawa tōru, nishinoya yū, kageyama tobio | fluff | request
Imagine being his loving wife who loves to cook for him
and one day he pisses you off somehow and so what do you decide to do? cook his favorite dish of course
with an ungodly amount of salt
Your husband absolutely loves your cooking, so when he returned home from work to smell the warm scent of his favorite meal all of his troubles washed away.
You greeted him as sweetly and lovingly as you do every day, leading him to the dinner table and serving him his meal. You were beaming, seemingly excited for him to dig in.
And upon the first bite, he had to fight the urge to scrunch his face in both surprise and disgust. Not wanting to hurt your feelings, he gave you a shaky thumbs up with a simple "It's...really good."
Feigning ignorance, you asked him "What's wrong? Does it taste okay? You don't have to lie to me y'know, I can take it!"
"Well...it's a little salty."
He immediately started to panic at the sight of your eyes welling up with tears, immediately regretting his decision. How could he say that to you? You're perfect and he's such an awful husband for making you cry.
He frantically tries to calm you down, finishing the rest of his food in one go as a way to prove to you how much he enjoyed it (newsflash: he didn't).
"Please don't cry! Look, I finished it see? Mmmm, so good, thank you for the meal!"
Almost as quickly as you started, your cries stopped and turned into a sinister chuckle.
"I know it was bad, I did that on purpose. Next time don't piss me off, yeah?"
He stared dumfounded as you walked away, trying to recall what he did. Whatever it was, he had to make sure he'd never do it again.
NISHINOYA YUU, Daichi Sawamura, Joseph Joestar, Josuke Higashkata (like father like son amirite), GIYUU TOMIOKA, Obanai Iguro, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Tanjiro Kamado, Yuuta Okkotsu, Takuma Ino and ur favs
haha tried something new today >.<
Daily Nishinoya — day 59
I forgot how to draw female characters
“I’m,” he started, but seemingly stopped to consider his words. Uncomfortably, you pursed your lips into a pitiful expression. “I’m obsessed with you.”
Your face completely morphed into about five different emotions, one at a time to make him really reconsider his choice of words. Oh no, that doesn’t sound good at all.
“Is that… a threat?” you asked, grimacing and looking around you. The tram stop where he saw you every day was still filled with people, so surely he wasn’t admitting to stalking you now. Right?
He hadn’t considered the fact that you probably never noticed him back, and as you questioned him, he frantically tried to correct it. “No! I just always see you here, and you’re gorgeous.”
It didn’t help his confidence that his friends were snorting behind him, trying to hold their laughter.
You shrugged, still unsure about this random man, but softening as you noticed his friends. “Thank you?”
“I wanted to ask you out.” Somewhat pathetically, in a manner he knew said friends would never let him forget, he clutched his hands together like a beggar. “Please forget I said any of that before.”
You held a hand in front of your mouth to try and shield him from the embarrassment of your laughter. He was funny, in a totally weird way. Should you give him a chance?
“This is my first impression of you,” you reminded him.
“I want to give you more impressions.”
You gave his arm a soft pat. “Maybe speaking just isn’t for everyone. How about you give me your number and I’ll consider texting you?”
Surely the first impression couldn’t have been that bad if it scored him your number by the end of the day?
tenma, GOSHIKI, nishinoya, hinata, atsumu, koganegawa, komori, YAMAMOTO, TANAKA, anyone else it made you think of<3
please stay safe out in public. like my dad always says, don't talk to strangers.
Most chaotically comedic duo yes or yes?
(owls and cats both hunt mice. Beware, hinata)
they totally shouldn't have changed the "oya oya" in the english scans