Oh can you do Benji/Quentin?
Ahhh! Of course! Thank you!
1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold? Quentin. It’s very ‘woe is me’. Benji just eye rolls and makes him some soup anyway.
2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote? Depends what they’re watching. If it’s something like the news or any political and someone with opposing opinions as him comes on the screen, Quentin will halfheartedly yell “boo” and flick the remote at the screen. But sometimes Benji can get REALLY passionate about who gets eliminated from reality shows.
3. Gets the worst road rage? Quentin doesn’t really drive, but when he does he is easily irritated. Benji is a textbook driver who respects that if you get angry, you’re only hindering your own driving.
4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone? Benji watches Netflix shows on his phone, including when he’s on the loo. Shhh.
5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip? Usually, neither of them. But if it’s a school residential trip, Quentin will pack three suitcase and four handheld bags just to piss everyone off and look like he’s important.
6. Hates the in-laws? It’s not really an important/relevant thing here…
7. Hits the snooze button…11 times? Quentin. You know the scene in the Lindsay Lohan Freaky Friday film where her mum is trying to get her up for school. That’s Q some days.
8. Makes the other late for work? Again, Q is a terrible influence.
9. Uses the television as a babysitter? Benji is terrified of kids and really doesn’t know how to handle Shogo when they volunteer to cover babysitting duty. He wants to be good at it, but the kid won’t stop crying and he cannot handle this level of drama on a Tuesday evening, damnit.
10. Takes in the stray dog? Benji. He loves dogs. Quentin kicks off about it, but deep down he’s so excited that they have a pupper now!!
11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s? Quentin. He doesn’t suggest tho. He just does.
12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over? Quentin does it on purpose after the first time Ben yells at him for it…
13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner? Quentin overthinks things. Benji was a college student, he’s happy with just noodles and chicken nuggets.
14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments? Quentin. Not because he forgets (he’s a hyper-intelligent telepath, he can’t really forget), but because he just decides he’s not going and makes out like he forgot. Benji knows this, but doesn’t call him out on it.
15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower? They both coax each other into things. They can’t really say no to each other, so it’s fairly easy. This specific list though? Benji has to make sure Q functions like a healthy person when he goes through a bad time, because Quentin will literally just lock himself in their room and overthink everything in the dark for days on end.
16. Picks the movies? Quentin lets Benji choose, but will complain about the choice the whole time. (Benji only picks things he knows Q will secretly enjoy)
17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort? Neither of them! You enter the pillow fort at your own risk, FOOLS.
18. Kisses the other’s injuries better? Benji. And Q always complains that he’s being soppy and disgusting (he secretly really appreciates it).
19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird? Neither of them. But Benji had a brief Tap Tap Fish phase when he was really stressed once.
20. Kills the spiders? Neither. It’s not that Quentin is scared of spiders, it’s that they annoy him with how they get everywhere (he’s totally scared of them shh). And Benji doesn’t think the lil cutie deserves to die just because Quentin won’t enter the room until it’s gone, so he’ll just take it outside.
21. Hogs the blankets? Quentin is quite an energetic sleeper (partly due to nightmares, poor dude), so he regularly just tugs the covers over himself.
22. Takes pranks too far? Quentin takes everything too far.
23. Makes the dirty jokes? Quentin does, obvs. But Benji does have some really dirty ones that he occasionally brings out just to shock his boyfriend.
24. Keeps a piggy bank? Benji. Quentin has a hefty current account, and two very large savings accounts.
25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast? Quentin needs the sugar so will always have something disgusting like that for breakfast. Benji will sometimes sneak himself early morning treats if he’s sad.
26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk? Neither of them. But one time, Quentin almost persuaded Benji to get an Omega Gang tattoo on his thigh. shhhh.
27. Trips over their own feet? Both of them. They’re both clumsy kiddos.
28. Makes the other go for a walk? Benji sometimes has to force Quentin to even leave their room.
29. Whines until they get what they want? Do you really need to ask?
30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t? Again. Really? That’s basically Q’s whole character.
31. Talks the most, says the least/talks the least, says the most? Neither of them, really. Most of the stuff they both have to say has value. Though, Q can sometimes really go off on rants that only he understands.