#sniper shots

[the-handsome-lad-that-did-it]

Whot's this then?

[the-handsome-lad-that-did-it]

Greetings Bushman.

A snake has slithered into my smoking room somehow.

Please come and get it. Or I will throw it out the window.

hm? Ok. S'not like I have somethin' better to do.

*a few moments later*

👍

[the-handsome-lad-that-did-it]

(too lazy to write it all)

We're not above speedingbullet, sniperpyro, or bloodysuit.

The user name may or may not be in both reference to one of snipers line BUT ALSO trump getting shot at.

Just sayin'

[the-handsome-lad-that-did-it]

[Pops Up Spontaneously with a Burst of Red, White, and Blue Star Shaped Confetti, Pulling Out What Seemed to be a Dinky Business Card out her Showman's Coat Pocket] 

Greetings and Salutations! Ever in need of a Burst of Excitement? Ever wanted to see someone get drilled in the nuts with a cannon ball? Ever wanted to watch someone die in a fireworks explosion?  

I'm your Merc of the Hour, your Entertainer! Just call the number on the card and I'll be at your beck and call! 

[She Disappears in the Same Confetti as Fast as She Appeared, Leaving Behind a Piece a Paper that had the word "Balls" Written on It] 

- The Entertainer 🌟🎭🌟

*he bends down and picks the paper up, inspects it, the throws it into a random junk drawer, never to be seen again.*

[the-handsome-lad-that-did-it]

GET YO CARDBOARD ASS UP HERE, I HATE IT WHEN YOU RICKROLL THE FCK OUTTA ME! LET'S FIGHT! *Loses*

how the fuck do I win without even foighting??

[singersniper-blog]

Can the sun come back please and thanks

[singersniper-blog]

Our Mark from Rent is doing a solo show and asked me to sing a song with him

[singersniper-blog]

🎶 they call me, they call me, MiMi... 🎶

ITS RENT OPENING NIGHT