#sniperdaddy

[do-you-want-a-second-opinion]

Don't be afraid to come sit on daddy's ol' lap and listen to a story or two.

“I am like, 260 pounds. you dont want me on your lap I can tell you zhat much right now.”

[firearms-and-aftermarkets]

“I’m a twenty-four year old women, do not speak to me like a child.”

[redscoutsgotyourback]

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[engineerxblu]

"...this Sniper makes me real uncomfortable."

[exsecutorem]

"For the first time in years, I'm... uncomfortable."

[redscoutsgotyourback]

Daddy walks up behind Ryan and gives him a good 'ol pat on the back. "Hey there kiddo, you wanna go play some ball?"

Ryan stares at the man, tears forming in his eyes. “Daddy, I thought you’d never ask.” 

[rubyscout]

hey there sonny, thanks for following my internet website, 'preciate it lots, kiddo. -Sniper gives him a fatherly pat on the back-

“Well um…you’re welcome.  And my name’s Shawn.”