do all the nsfw asks
anon-chan (*ﾟｪﾟ*)
ok here we go….
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Weeeeeelll i mean you have to have some attraction, but you shouldnt
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
well depends- im not personally looking for one actively but if you really like the person go for it man
3. Are you a virgin?
….im like triple virgin because i turned 15 4 days ago -_-
4. Are you in a relationship?
Nope
5. Are you in love?
nope
6. Are you single this year?
Obviously
7. Can you commit to one person?
Yeah of course- would never cheat and i hate sharing….
8. Describe your crush
ugh- tall, blondish brown hair, athletic, sweet, funny, popular, just really nice all around
9. Describe your perfect mate
I don’t really have one, but one characteristic is tall. Everyone i like is fucking TALL
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No…
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yeah sure, but I’m not gonna go out of my way to find a partner- it’ll come to me, hopefully
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on what it was
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Kinda, it all depends on what
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Like 3 people. Two girls and one guy
15. Do you have any piercings?
I used to have my ears pierced but i let them close up, oops
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope
17. Do you like kissing in public?
uhhh little ones are ok, but other than that no
20. Do you shower every day?
yes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Hell no
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Already answered this
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yeah, it would just make me feel guilt. i already feel bad when i make new friendships
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
i’ll be 20 and in college, no.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Maybe, i dont really care
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
no- not even my parents
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
no
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
nein
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
i would make my boobs smaller
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
no- not worth it
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
i dont think ive ever been in love
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
no
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
no
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
never been kissed at all
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
nah- i know them too well
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no- ive never really liked anyone until recently
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
yeah- its awkward as fuck so i just bury it deep
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
yeahhhh kinda- like they dont like girls and i respect that man
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
nope- i suck at writing
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
no
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
idk ive never kissed~!
43. How long was your longest relationship?
-3
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
-7
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
-10
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
-100
47. How old are you?
15
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
good for u man- i bet they like you back!
I’d be happy for them alright? its not like i got dibs on them
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
their nonexistence
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
uhhh apology for what? depends- DO THEY HAVE FOOD??
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
no- i value myself too man
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
i gave up on an old friend i had for about 8 years- i dont even kno what happened she just hated me
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
no
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yes- one or 2 people
55. Share a relationship story.
never had one ;_;
56. State 8 facts about your body
My boobs are a size G
I am 4’11”
My hair is black and short
I am asian
My shoulders are awkwardly broad
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Go fuck yourself
or
Hi asshole
Depends on how we ended
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Fried chicken
Be ok with my awkward stuttering when scared/nervous
Acknowledge my presence across the room by looking at me and we can have eye contact conversations
Play with my hair
Let me hang on to a part of your body when we walk together- i like hanging on to people’s arm or hand- just ask my friend kate
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Already answered
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
nothing never had a fucKING RELATIONSHIP WHYYYY
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
they way they judge me with their eyes when they first meet me
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
have sex with me??/ i dont know
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
1- stick in hole
2- hand in hole
3- I DONT KNOW
64. What is your definition of cheating?
not sure- having sex with someone else??? date someone else??
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
i uhh… wat
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
um.. i like rping….
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Video games for hours on end with fried chicken
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Well I call myself bi so people can understand, but really i’d date anyone of any gender soo… pan?
69. What turns you off?
the on button
70. What turns you on?
the off button
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
uhhhh one dream i was with my crush and frickle frackled
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
?!??!??!?!?!??!
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Just idk talk to me when im sitting alone??
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
hmmmmm looks i guess- are they my taste in people?? idk man
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
give me their last piece of fried chicken
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
give them chocolate for no reason i guess
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I’m ok with them as long as isnt something crazy like 50 with a 15 year old. also- DONT TRY TO SEX UP SOMEONE UNDER LIKE 15 THAT JUST S;LDFCKL;M LIKE I HEAR STORIES OF LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD DOIN IT WITH LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD- OK THAT ONLY 12 YEARS BUT AND 8 YEAR OLD???!??!?!?!?!?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
idk- yaoi and yuri fanfiction?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
hmmm earlier when someone was talking to one of my crushes- i wanted them to at least say hi but oh well- i have no dibs on them or anything
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
i dont remember
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Me
My crush number 1
My crush number 2
My crush number 3
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My friend’s dog
83. Who was your first kiss with?
no one
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
it was nonexistant
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Already answered
OK THERE WE ARE SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I HAD A LOT OF FUN HONESTLY I LOVE YOU ANON