#snot thot

[dr-ground-zero]

Ok but two ppl passionately kissing, another turning around to sneeze MESSILY but the other person wont let them to clean themselves up/blow their nose and just forces them to continue kissing...

Damn is it horny hour for you guys?!

[wipeyonose]

[dr-ground-zero]

messfucker fantasy 2

(this will contain indluging in messy sneezes, nose play, and lots of snot. If you have a limit on mess or can’t stand it then don’t read this. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED)

Character A is cuddling up with their two sick sweethearts C and B who are laid up with a nasty head cold. C and B have been emptying out tissue box after tissue box, and by now their poor noses are red, warm, runny, sensitive to the touch and swollen. They’ve run out of tissue and B feels a sneeze coming on, laying on their side of A’s chest right next to C, both can hear B’s hitching breath and A knows they don’t have anything to really cover with except their shirt, so in a soft voice A says. “go on baby, you can sneeze into my shirt for now” Gently rubbing B’s back, when the explosion comes the shirt is already soaked in that area but B still rubs their nose against it which. A makes a soft sound to as, A always had a thing for stuff like this being sneezed on and being covered in snot. A knew that once C started sneezing it was game over for them and their will to not moan for more or coax the two sickies into sneezing all over A. Not that C or B minded, they liked indulging A, finding the reaction cute and quite amusing.

Right now both B and C were rubbing their runny noses into A’s shirt. A shivered and shuddered at this then the sound of hitching came and. Their breath still felt through the fabric, fluttered against their skin. A wasn’t gonna last oh no, watching their noses drip before the expulsion of snot was directed into A’s chest. A soft moan came and B sat up a little. “A, i-I d-deeh deed y-your heeh help” Flaring their nostrils at A, B didn’t sniffle and let the ropes ooze out giving A the perfect view inside. A knew what B meant and turned a light shade of pink before stammering out a ”s-s-sure” Then pulling B so their nostrils were close to A’s face, A stuck out their tongue and traced it around B’s nostrils and septum. The quivering insides only got worse, the warm breath only made the nostrils flare wider as if to invite A’s tongue in. A couldn’t wait to put their tongue in and get a taste of their lover’s snot. Mean while C was busy kissing A’s neck and tugging off clothing. Rubbing their wet nose against A’s collar bone. A glistening trail of snot was following before a gurgly blow came from C. 

[dr-ground-zero]

just messfucker’s fantasy

(if you don’t like mess at all or only certain type or volume of mess turn back now)

I need a sweetheart (preferably male or just a some what masc person) with a misserably and messy cold. I’m talk nose full of cold, like every sneeze fources out thick snot out of their poor red dripping nose. So I can hold them in my lap kiss their flaring nostril, maybe even play with their nose. If there aren’t any tissues around its okay they can sneeze their cold out all over me. Poor thing needs their nose to be pampered. I’ll gently wipe and carress it. they’re just so congested and sensitive that they sneeze mid nose blow everytime.  ((now here comes the pretty gross part))

Their nose is drippy and flaring but they can’t get the sneeze out poor baby. I lean forward and let my tongue trail the rims of their nose. Feeling the nostrils shiver and ooze heavier at the warmth before exploding their snot. Its on my tongue and I don’t care I love the taste and their nose needs more relief so I offer to keep going. I then start thrusting my tongue letting it slither deep inside against their sensitive walls and mucus membrane. Its tickling them so much that they can’t help but let out the avalanche of snot. Ropes upon ropes come out and their nostrils quiver for more.

[dr-ground-zero]

A very messy scenario

(because I love big red swollen messy noses, here’s a scenario)

Character A is terribly congested, their head is very heavy and their big nose is very sensitive and stuffed up. They got home from work with their nose all red and snuffly, they have a soaked handkerchief in their hand that they might need soon. B sees them frowns and quickly comes towards them with a warm caring look. They guide their sweetheart to the bedroom to help them change into some more comfortable clothes. Getting into bed, A was wiping at his nose that was starting to tickle.  B climb into bed with A after getting some supplies to help A with their cold. "Heh hiihhh hhehe..ugh" The sneeze is stuck and A needs relief, they're tired and haven't been able to properly let out their sneezes or blow their nose. B pulls A close to them, softly rubbing A's back with the arms that's holding them they asked. "Do you want me to take care of you?" A nods giving up on sniffling back mucus. B soon grabs a feather and adjusted their hold on A to be able to see up A's big red swollen nose. Bringing the feather to the nose, it starts to trace along the rims that begin to quiver and flare widely. Its then inserted into the left nostril and is being swirled  along the sensitive insides that bring out a good tickle and fit. The fit is in fours and lots of snot begins to come out, its not enough the nose needs more. So B keeps tickling, helping A get out more sneezes. Their poor nose is full of cold, its tender and flaring wider as the tickle stays inside the nostrils. Even their sneezes sound messy, their nose can't go long with out the need to expel out thick snot from both red nostrils. B decides to take a look inside A's nose, looking up to see, Big swollen nostrils that are very wet and red, everything inside was so tight and full. B then grabs a handkerchief, putting the feather down and holding the hanky up to the nose. It heaves out a thick, bubbling, load of contagious snot, threatening to soak the cloth. They let out a congested "guh" then B asked "want me to do the other one too?" A nods, so the feather is now up the right nostril. The nose is filling back up and starts to gear up for a fit. Flaring the poor nose shivered terribly when the feather began it's work again. The nose is feeling over loaded with congestion and the harsh tickle as the feather gets deeper inside. A's hitching erratically and desperately sneezing, helpless and messy. When that fit finishes, the nose is streaming and red with anger and irritability but. Its not done, it needs more relief. "guh d-deed to blow" A says, the bedraggled feather is taken out of the nose and the hanky is its replacement. Another blow floods and greatly dampens the thick cloth, poor A is so full of cold that sneezing and blowing it out was the few things that helped grant temporary relief.

[thebigchoo]

Fall Sneezes Pt. 1/???

Yeah..this is entirely self-indulgent with zero plot and haphazard characterizations because only the snez matters here! Mild build up here, next chapter will have more of the goods. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The streets were bustling with eager festival goers, a loud miasma of chattering and laughter filling the air along with the sickly sweet stench akin to that of a craft store in fall. All of which served to make Magnus’s already throbbing head beat faster in an almost nauseating rhythm. Spending the weekend skulking about an overcrowded fall festival was not his idea of fun but Toki seemed more than thrilled so he sucked it up.

“Oh! Magnus, looks!”,the younger man grinned, holding up a pair of matching, autumnal colored scarves he’d plucked up from the booth of an older looking woman,”Let’s gets them and be’s matching!”.

The grizzled man made a slight face, tugging at the collar of his long sleeve shirt. Merely wearing the shirt was constricting enough for him, Toki had insisted he’d get too cold in just his jacket, and the thought of wearing anything around his neck didn’t sound overly great but whatever. He’d wear it now then ‘misplace’ it later.

“Sure, kitten..if that’s what ya want.”,he purred as he slapped some cash down on the table, voice somewhat deeper than normal and carrying a faint, scratchy quality to it that he hoped went unnoticed. He’d been feeling off for days now with whatever bug he’d picked up deciding to finally start coming to a brutal and tedious head.

A head he was not keen on letting Toki in on, lest he ruin all the fun. Not to mention the god awful amount of coddling he’d be subjected to. That thought alone made him shudder slightly, wrapping the scarf around his neck and posing a bit.

Toki giggled, tugging on the scarf to coax him downwards,”It looks very goods..I likes it on’s you..”. He pressed his lips to Magnus’s, humming softly into the kiss for a few moments before prying himself away and resuming their walk down the street much to his boyfriend’s chagrin.

He could be such a tease when he wanted!

Still, he followed along, nodding along to whatever it was Toki was chattering about. He wanted to listen and be invested but his head hurt, his throat felt kind of scratchy, and the longer they were in the chilly air, the more his nose was trying it’s damnedest to run. He chanced a sniffle, then another, and yet another still, determined to keep the watery snot that threatened to grace his lip at bay.

So lost in fighting his nose was he that he didn’t register his boyfriend was saying his name, only grunting back to focus when he was lightly elbowed,”H-Huh? Wha..?”.

“Are you’s okay? You keeps sniffling’s..”,he murmured, looking particularly concerned as only he could,”We can go home’s if you wants?”. He looked almost nervous to be asking, fidgeting with the edge of his scarf and looking anywhere but right at him. So damn fearful of confrontation, it was almost sad.

Magnus made another face and gave a dismissive wave,”I’m fine, you’re worrying too much! C’mon kitten..we’re supposed to be having fun, not worrying over nothing. It’s cold out, noses run when it’s cold. No big deal, I swear..hey, look! Let’s go check out that booth..”. He gestured to said nearby booth in a bid to shake his inquisitive lover.

Unfortunately for him, he’d managed to point directly to a booth selling candles and potpourri. Granted a lot of them were selling that scented shit, he’d done well to avoid them so far, knowing once his schnoz caught a whiff, he’d be doomed to sneeze for the rest of the day. Too late to change course now..

He hesitantly followed Toki, keeping back as far as he could without looking suspicious. The mere sight of watching his boyfriend sniff just one of the ornately colored candles was almost enough to make him sneeze on the spot! Another sniffle and a slight nose crinkle, a desperate bid to calm the brewing storm.

But just like that an orange and brown candle was being held just under his nose because of course it fucking was! His luck was absolute shit sometimes..

The scent was a pervasive pumpkin spice hell, infiltrating every inch of his cold laden sinuses, managing to break past the bit of congestion that had built up over the course of the day. Immediately his nose crinkled, slender nostrils flaring a bit.

He nudged the candle away, giving a sheepish half smirk,”Uhh..y-yeah..that--hh!--smells real good, babe. Get it and let’s--hihh!--let’s..”. His words trailed off, lost in a sea of hitching and small gasps as he hurriedly turned around to direct the fit towards the ground.

“Hh’NkSTCH! Hah’NsTCHH!”,the first two sneezes were haphazardly released in the air in front of him, earning a few disgusted looks that he was none the wiser to,”Hh’NkSTCH’uhh! Ah, hell..”. The fit, while small, had dislodged a fair bit of the clear liquid plugging his nose, sending twin rivers down his lip. Gross.

“Magnus..? Are you’s okay’s?”,came the timid voice behind him followed by a hand on his shoulder, a sweet attempt at comforting. 

God, how’d he get such a sap for a boyfriend? 

He gave a dismissive hand wave, refusing to turn around until he’d properly wiped his nose against his new scarf. Huh, stupid thing served a purpose after all. Once satisfied he’d properly cleaned up, he spun back around on his heels,”Yep! Jus’ peachy! Heh..what..?”. 

Toki stood before him, his signature ‘bullshit’ pout plastered on his face, arms crossed indignantly. 

“Wha..? Just standin’ there don’t tell mbe nothin’..”

“You has a colds. You never’s sneezes unless you has a colds..”

“Or allergies, thank you very mbuch. I’mb probably just allergic to that candle. Ndever been a fan of pumpkin spice.”

He cringed internally at how ridiculous he sounded, resisting the need to sniffle with Toki’s eyes locked on him, but the more his nose trickled, the more it itched, and in turn the more the need to sneeze started to rear it’s ugly head again. But he wasn’t caving. Wasn’t about to give him the satisfaction of knowing he was right.

Toki’s gaze narrowed, locking them into some sort of power play stare down.The kind of stare down that occurred when neither wanted to admit they were wrong. A stare down they’d had a million times over by now that could clear the room in an instant because it generally lead to rough and loud sex with the winner getting to ride top. 

Magnus shifted his weight, running his tongue over his teeth thoughtfully. God, his nose burned! But if he won now then he got bragging rights AND he got to make a pillow princess out of Toki. It was a double win! He loved Toki the best when he was face down and ass up.

“Hehh!”

The younger man raised a brow, a smirk threatening to tug at his lips.

“Hh..don’t give me thaahhh..thad look..!”

The smirk deepened.

“I’mb not..hh! Hh’NksTCHH! ‘NkSTCHH! Ah, fuck..okay, okay. Mbaybe I have a slight cold..”.

[thebigchoo]

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Second WAV complete with some wet ass nose blowing

[thebigchoo]

Alright but what about a partner muffling a sneezing fit into your thighs? Like they’re going down on you with a wicked cold and feebly attempt to warn you that they need to sneeze just before unleashing a snotty, desperate fit right against your thigh.. ...or pussy..?