#snotpost

[preposterousgreen]

I haven't done a joke shitpost in forever but just now I realized that, while I was doing them, I missed the opportunity to tag something #snotpost several times and now I'm kicking myself for it.

[non-cannon]

Me waking up this morning able to breathe through my clear nose: I'm finally over my cold and runny nose!

Me less than an hour later, with a growing pile of used tissues: the gods have cursed me for my hubris