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Snowe: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Xiri: *chugs entire bottle*

Xiri: It’s perfume.

Snowe: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Xiri, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Snowe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Snowe: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Snowe: Xiri, we need to talk about your professionalism

Xiri, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava

Snowe: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Judge: This is a parking ticket…

Xiri: just trust me. have i ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Snowe: all the time

Xiri: then you should be used to it by now

Xiri: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Snowe: Twelve, actually.

Xiri: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Snowe: Yours!

Xiri: That's right: no one's.

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