For the made up fic title thing: Speed Demon
send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it
since the first thing in my head was methamphetamine, i’m gonna have to take a hot sec to think on this one and come up with something else because i have absolutely zero personal interest in a story abt our good friend rocket fuel.
All right, all right, so, i know y’all are all sick and tired of my Green Eggs and Ham bullshit, but honestly, this title really makes me want to write a character study of one (1) Sam-I-Am, from the perspective of a character who, A. has cut a not-so-legal deal with him in the past and walked away pretty fucking impressed with him or B. has gotten swindled or tricked by him in the past, and still walked away pretty fucking impressed with him because he’s Just Good At What He Does, and you really can’t help but respect that.
We don’t really see any characters, besides Guy, who genuinely like Sam for who he is - obviously, that’s understandable, the man is a goddamned felon, for fuck’s sake - but even McWinkle admits Sam is much smarter than he ever expected, and I think it needs to be addressed!! Sam has a real hard time getting people to like him, but he doesn’t seem to have any trouble at all getting people to respect him.
So I think that would be a pretty hot take!! Thanks so much for the ask! 💖