Pergwaine for the ship thing~
ahahahha yes yes quite good you asked for pergwaine and you shall get pergwaine
alright so here it is:
percival would totally put the peeps in the microwave because he’d probably heard about what happened and he was hella curious but he did it when gwaine wasnt home cuz he didnt wanna look silly in front of him
gwaine would forget about the cat. and percival would hear a lil meow and stop the whole thing and take the cat out whist apologizing for making it see all that
freakin gwaine would live on his phone much like eoin does and record percival trying to do dumb shit
percival breaks his phone every other goddamn week probs
imma keep it with the real story and have gwaine die first but thats hella sad b/c percy is just a big teddy bear and is lonely w/o him
ugh idk who’d be lactose intolerant. i can see both actually
for some reason gwaine thinks his scrambled eggs are the bomb sent from the gods but percy thinks they taste like rubber
percival would kick gwaines sorry butt outta bed if he was being stupid
gwaine uses the computer most. percival doesnt like laptops because the keyboard is too small for his fingers.
ask me about a ship, and i’ll answer w/ these ^^
