#snowpuns

[siedertreestudios]

This is probably the best snowman I will ever be able to draw.

Part of my Christmas Sketch page in my sketchbook, the creatively named Icy boi will brighten up your day despite his icy demeanor. He might occasionally give you the cold shoulder, but he really is a sweetheart. He’ll be here with the rest of the snow, weather you like it or not.

[punhub85]

These Snow Puns Are Flurry-ously Funny!

❄️Looking for chill-worthy wordplay? These snow puns are snow joke and guaranteed to make you laugh until you’re frost-bitten! 😂 Whether you're a winter lover or just here for the puns, this collection is snow much fun!

👉150 Snow Puns That Will Sleigh Your Winter Humor

[steelyankee]

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There’s SNOW business like SNOW business! #snowpuns for @rsalita #ABlizzardOfLaughs (at Mahopac, New York)

[boston-nugget-blog]

It’s snowing rn where I live which means snow pun season has officially begun.

I’m snow excited.

[onecheekwonder]

What’s a snew-man? “Nothing, whatsasnew with you, man?” #brownbagart #myart #lunchbagart #lunchbag #customlunchbag #snowpuns

[dafuqwizard-blog]

Bad winter jokes day 2:

Q. Why are there only snow men and not snow women?  A. Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

[whateverwednesday-blog]

Recap: 2/27/13

The snow puns continued into the night as we aptly worked on snowing (sewing) projects that included reattaching buttons to a coat and mending the inner thighs of a pair of jeans. We also ate pomegranate and read Cosmo. Weirdly, there were an equal number of chicks and dudes in attendance.

Notable additions to the list of snow puns:

+There's Snow Sex in the Champagne Room

+The Snowbel Prize

+Snowklahoma

+Leonard Snowhen

+Snow way, Jose.

+Snow Montana

+Snowdown at the Snow.K. Corral

+The Rolling Snownes.

+Snow Money, Snow Problems

+Snowtorius B.I.G.

[whateverwednesday-blog]

02/27/13

If you’ve ever experienced life in the inimical tundra of Wisconsin (or a similarly arctic locale, sure) then you know that there are two sides to the solid-state precipitation coin. Snow gets a lot of glory and a lot of flak, both of which are ultimately deserved. Some bad things about snow include: when you’re leaving work at 10 pm and there is so much snow on the road and you’re having so much trouble coaxing your car to move above 2 mph that your thought process gets caught in the Siberian Triangle “Is the parking brake on?”-“Is the car in neutral?”-“I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE”; the fact that the post office will hoard your mail for weeks at a time because “it is too dangerous to walk up to your mailbox”; and those days when it’s cloudlessly sunny and sub-zero and the landscape is blanketed in white and you step outside and you’re like “wow this is so pretty” and then 3 seconds later you’re like “AHHHHHHHH MY EYES MY EYES TOO BRIGHT TOO BRIGHT I DIDN’T WEAR SUNGLASSES BECAUSE IT’S THE DEAD OF WINTER I’M GOING BLIND TOO BRIGHT CRUEL WORLD I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE.”

  The good—nay, the best—thing about apocalyptic snowfall, though, is indisputably snow puns. Here are some of my favorites word plays involving snow; use them in a sentence at your own risk:

+Irish Snowtato Famine

+Chersnowbyl

+Snowbi-Wan Kenobi (not to mention Han Snowlo, Snowda, C3PSnow… that entire movie could be a snow pun)

+VP Snow Biden and President Barack Snowbama

+Snowviet Union

The Snowlshevik Revolution

+Snowjourner Truth

+Snowprah Winfrey

+Snow J Simpson

+Snow Country for Cold Men

Snowcean’s Eleven

+Snowtal Eclipse of the Heart

+Vincent Van Snow

+J.R.R. Snowlkien

+Scarlett Snow’Hara and Scarlett Snowhansson

+Holly Snowlightly

+Snowstradamus

+Sherlock Snowmes (Written by Sir Arthur Snowman Doyle)

+Snowgi Berra

+ I’m clearly going to think of snow many more of these as I walk to lunch now

    As for everything else, I have big plans (BIG PLANS) for March… but I’ll tell you about those next week.

  Whatever Wednesday, tonight! 8 pm,  Let’s have some good snowld fashioned fun!