so my friend was on a six hour road trip and complained she was cold. me being the wonderful friend I am did this
me: I guess you're feeling cold now
her: I'm ignoring you now.
me: I'm sorry. I guess that joke was just a little too cold
me: Your hate is ice cold. I guess you're giving me the cold shoulder.
her: I'm done ignoring you
me: Guess your cold heart thawed out
me: I guess we hit another rough patch of ice.
me: Oh don't freeze up now
her: I'm sorry I've been a little icy lately...
me: Icy what you did there
her: Yeah, it just didn't freeze over me well
me: Your ice cold heart melted
her: What can I say, I was in a cold mood.
me: I'm glad you warmed up to the idea
her: There was no need to be frosty all day.
me: It was snow joking matter.
me: No need to get so cold, but it is chilling to think about.
her: When will you be done with these cool puns?
me: There might be an avalanche of them, or it might just be flurries, or maybe they will snowball out of control. I'm sorry, I'll freeze rought there *I then corrected my mistake*
her: You messes up, frostbite get to you?
me: Just the tip of the iceberg
Then she gave up. Point is I'm a horrible friend to complain to.
TL;DR I made a lot of puns until she warmed up to the idea, then she couldn't take the cold.