May 29
*at anniversary dinner*
Soap: can ye cover the food, love? may or may not have spent a wee bit on those gifts...
Ghost: fiiine.
Ghost: yknow, those gloves you got me were strangely high quality...no wonder you're puttin' the bill on me.
Soap: well- well yeah, of course they were good, they're for ye! from me.
Ghost: don't sap me. i saw you give cap nothin' but a pack of cigarettes with a smiley face for his 20th year in service.
Soap:
Soap: ...well yeah...
Ghost: and Alejandro that cheap lil keychain puppy plush for his 40th birthday...
Soap: hey- he liked it! he named it Tacaño!
Ghost:
Soap:
Ghost: ...ever heard of google translate, darling?
#translate it#the 'darling' at the enddd#so ghost core#cod#gay#this one was fun to write#mw#ghost#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#mwii#soap#ghostsoap#ghoap#ghoap>>>#ghoap needs to be canon#cod mwiii#cod mwii#cod mw2#lieutenant simon ghost riley#ghost and soap are funny#ghost loves soap#johnny soap mactavish#silly soap#alejandro vargas#rudy parra