#so hangry

[curvymommy70]

Food choices this week: HORRIBLE. convenience food needs to leave my house.

Also, I want chocolate.

[modernwizard]

CAPTION THIS!

Jim Henson: “So, if you squint from juuuuuuuuuuuust the right angle, you can see that that goblin’s not wearing any pants!! Funny, right? Right? Right? You’re not laughing. D: “

David Bowie: “Really, Jim? This again?”

Jennifer Connelly [thinking]: “And THIS is the reason we haven’t broken for lunch yet -- Jim Henson’s stupid Muppet jokes. SIGH.” [aloud] “Can we just please like FOCUS here? I’m a little hungry and a little tired and -- ooooog, I think I’m gonna pass out.”

David Bowie: “Don’t worry. I gotcha.”

Jennifer Connelly: “Thanks. Got anything to eat?”

David Bowie: “Sorry, no. The last thing I had was some stale coffee at -- I wanna say it was 6 AM?!”

Jennifer Connelly: “ ‘Maybe we could find some berries or something...’ “

Jim Henson [just now paying attention]: “Wrong line, wrong scene, Jen.”

David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly: [SIGH] [stomachs growling]

[theladyofdeath]

It’s a new week.

Hello, friends.

This week, I plan to post:

Castaway, chapters 4 and 5. 4 will be posted tomorrow, and 5 should be posted either Thursday or Friday!

A Walk to Remember, part 3 will be posted later this week.

And, The Time of Our Lives chapter 2.

I still plan to begin posting The Prince and The Princess starting on October 31, but other than that, I will be taking a step back and finishing my current projects before starting anymore.

I hope you all enjoy what’s coming! :)

[fuckyeahvinnymauro]

off topic

why is everywhere I wanna eat closed??? I’m hungry :////////

[luna-lava]

Note to self: Never go to Target before lunch. Or run any errands where food is near. It’s just not going to end well.

[chthonicathenean]

"Seized chocolate can be used to make ganache or a sauce"

It was supposed to be fucking ganache/sauce! I'm really mad at myself because I wouldn't let my husband substitute simple syrup for powdered sugar because it would make the chocolate seize, and of course I just tell him to add more cream right from the fridge to thin it out more, which is what made it seize.

Mostly I just hate being way too damn emapthetic (not empathic). I got mad because my husband was getting frustrated and it turns out that he was mostly frustrated that I was getting mad. Also I'm probably hangry as fuck and it is just not helping.

[laughterkey]

I haven’t eaten all day and now I’m heating up leftovers and SIX MINUTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

[cinders-and-rain]

Practising self restraint by forcing myself to stay calm when I've waited an hoUR FOR A DOMINOS THAT'S STILL ON BAKE