#so stealth

[winter-seance]

Misfits 1.02

[darwindrawz]

Pssst. @heckinsnekboi....

I DIDN’T doodle you a fursona in geology class based on your header.

because you aren’t AREN’T a furry.

[miss-spooky-eyes]

I really enjoy how all of shadowy Cipher Nine’s infilitration expertise and that painstaking Imperial training which has supposedly equipped her to come and go like a ghost boils down to ‘crouching imperfectly behind some crates’.

‘How could he find me?’

[in-the-zone]

Prophecy Fulfillment

Magnus: I'm Magnus the Hammer.

Jess: What was it? Magnus the HAMMER??

Magnus: Magnus the Hammer.

Jess: ...ok... is 'the Hammer' your last name?

Magnus: Is 'the Beheader' YOUR last name?

Jess: Legally yes, I had it changed.

Magnus: Me too!

Merle: Actually Magnus is his STAGE name. His real name is Diddly.

Magnus: listen guys we just blasted a giant crab I think we're past the point of fake names.

Merle: I DON'T THINK SO.

Magnus: Well I do!

Travis: Magnus is making a unilateral decision.

Griffin: I just want to say that when I was writing this mystery chapter how certain I was that the three of you were not going to be capable of introducing yourselves to the characters I was creating. And you have fulfilled that prophecy with flying colors.

[in-the-zone]

The Answer to Every Puzzle Shouldn't Be Murder

Angus: What are your guys' names?

Merle: I'm Leeman.

Magnus: Still Diddly.

Angus: Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry. What are your guys' real names?

Magnus: Huh?

Merle: 'scuse?

Taako: Whaddya mean pumpkin?

Magnus: Pardonnez moi?

Angus: What are the names that aren't fake that you guys actually have!

Magnus: *whispering* I don't trust him.

Merle: *in an undertone with a Scottish accent, belatedly* I really don't trust him now

Magnus: *leans over to Taako* ...should I... kill him?

[in-the-zone]

It's just like everyone has a crazy reason for being on this train. Like we said we were here for.... I don't even remember. It's all gone to hell. There was a crab and then Encyclopedia Brown showed up and he left and then Jenkins died... that was ok... and then you have this axe and it's magical... it's been a really exhausting day. I'm Justin, I think.

Taako Tacco

[in-the-zone]

Out of the Loop

Angus: Remember when we were talking in my sleeper car? And I revealed my true identity and you revealed your true identities?

Magnus: Yes, we all grew closer as friends

Jess the Beheader: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Angus: Oh I'm uh the world's greatest detective. Anyway...

[in-the-zone]

Good Going Mini Sherlock

Griffin: While [Angus] is talking and explaining this to you you see a shadow through the frosted glass of the sleeper car breeze past the windows and Angus gets very quiet.

Angus: *whispering* I have reason to believe the Rockport slayer is-

Taako: I can't hear you!!

Magnus: What's that?

Angus: *slightly louder, frustrated* Prying eyes!

Merle: What??

Angus: *louder* Prying eyes and prying ears!!

Magnus: Huh?

Angus: *shouting* There's prying eyes! Prying eyes and prying ears!!

Magnus: Shh! There's prying ears everywhere Angus!

Merle: What are you yelling about kid are you crazy??

Angus: I am 100% sure that the three of you do not possess the competency required to perform multiple murders without getting caught by me already.

Taako: He is a good detective!

Magnus: That's pretty good!

Merle: Is that your way of saying we're off the suspect list for being serial killers?

Angus: For now. But I will need you to help me catch and apprehend... which also means catch... the real Rockport Slayer.