Oct 13, 2016
So my friend was asking who had an Ubr ( pronounced Uber) cookie at our breakfast table, my home girl thought he said Uber and went on this rant AND FULL SCALE Speech about how uber drivers could be drug dealers and that they could rape or kidnap him. After an intense 40 seconds so patriotic discussion we broke the ice and told her that he wanted a cookie. She looked at us, and said “oh, why didn’t you say so?”