#so. awesome

[lightspren]

i want so badly to like yogurt but the only yogurt i’ve tried that isn’t absolutely disgusting is the yoplait Oui ones (in blueberry or raspberry) that are super expensive.

it makes me so mad because it would be such an easy breakfast option. if it didn’t make me gag.

[argyleredhead]

hey saladgurl do you smell like ranch dressing or something like is being saladgurl like being supergirl but you just have like salad powers?

anon, lean in close.

closer.

no, closer.

I thought long and hard about how to answer this question. What should I reveal? to what extent should I share my powers? And I’ve finally decided to tell you… a few of them.

being Saladgurl is not like supergirl. It’s an experience all to itself.

I used to smell like ranch dressing when my powers first showed up, and then I started to smell like Caesar dressing. Now, I can smell like any salad dressing in the world, but I usually settle for a raspberry orange vinaigrette, because it’s very similar to perfume.

I have a lots of special talents now, but I don’t want to risk everything and tell you every single thing, but I can tell you another power.

One of my few power I have is the power to make and appreciate salads of all kinds, but alas, I can only make delicious salads.

And lastly, I am now a croutonkinetic.

It’s pretty much as awesome as it sounds.

[shortysquadpresident]

Elizabeth is catching up on Nerimon videos and just now found this beautiful thing.

I love life.