#soap canon

[seeliemansi]

It's so easy to get Johnny's attention. Just pretend you don't notice him.

"The guy with the mohawk? I'm not sure if he was here last night with Simon."

"I was literally the only person you were talking to last night. That guy with the skull mask didn't even utter any shiet!"

"One black coffee for you, Simon. And oh? Did you order something too?"

"It was me who placed our orders. Er ye kidding me?"

"Here, Gaz! Simon said I should give it to you!"

"There must be something wrong with ye, bonnie. Ain't no way ye just confused me with Gaz."

"??? Oh yeah! Sorry!! Gaz is the charming one. I shouldn't have confused the two of you together."

"What do ye mean by that!?"

You promised that you always forgot his presence because Simon and the others are just so huge and intimidating.

He almost dragged you outside, and taught you a lesson of one or two, for calling him less huge and intimidating like the others.

[seeliemansi]

jokingly telling soap that you will marry him if by 30 you don't have any fiance or boyfriend.

that was seven years ago and you were woken up by his thick scottish accent who was knocking insistently on your door at ungodly hours with a cake and wedding ring in hand.

of course, it didn't end well. you fought him and told him that you were drunk and was just joking with him. although unsatisfied, he left begrudgingly.

the next day you told your friends about what happened and surprisingly everyone, I mean everyone not just the people you know, was furious at you.

it turns out that for the past years, soap had been nothing but vocal about your promise with him. a lot of people told him that it was probably just you wanting him to stay away but he was insistent and consistent with your relationship with him. he actually made enemies with people who call you a liar or fraud for that promise. everyone knew how loyal he was. how he has put you on a pedestal. how they knew that even if he was in the military, if you call, he will literally drop everything and come at you. even his coworkers were done listening to him yapping about you and your hobbies, your quirks, and your lame jokes that he thought was really funny.

you underestimated how charming he can be. and how everyone loves him so. and you're now dealing with the consequences of your promise.

[seeliemansi]

Guys, please, hear me out or I won't be able to fall asleep.

A reader who swore her life with a deity or a God. Never to marry, but with her beliefs. Just for her to meet Johnny who was shot in the head, no one knew who he was on that small village, and she was called to talk to him because whenever he sees strangers, he flips out and hurts everyone around. You were so petrified, scared that he may hurt you but was extremely surprised when he acted well behaved, spoke when talked to, and was too polite whenever he said "ma'am" after every answer he gave you. Little did you know that he was just processing if he was really alive after meeting a woman who looks like an angel or a deity herself. He can't help but pray for thanks as he clutches the rosary his Ma' gave him.

[seeliemansi]

Idk sometimes I just sit here and think how Soap will just roll with it when you wrongfully accuse him of being a kidnapper.

Well, you looked adorable— trembling, wide eyed, terrified.

And after getting shot, there is really not a lot for him to do. Might as well keep a beautiful 'hen and take care of her.

[seeliemansi]

Kidnapping, torturing, and talking down to Soap will literally turn him on. Idk.

But it depends, you know. You probably have done something to make him that patient. Because there is no way he will be trapped for that long unless he chooses to.