#soccerislikepasta

[zanarksdomain]

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Mystical powers? Zanark, are you some sort of soccer god? If I rub your hair balls will I have ultimate soccer powers. That’d be awesome

of course im a soccer god. and i cant guarantee it but maybe 

[zanarksdomain]

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I wouldn’t ruin my bro’s hair balls! Do you think if I touch them then I’ll have good luck throughout the rest of my life?

probably. they've been known to have mystical powers

[zanarksdomain]

soccerislikepasta replied to your post:soccerislikepasta replied to your post:my hair...

Well they do look nice and round and big… Kind of alluring. Those are a true man’s balls! Hair balls! Can I still touch them

i dont even know how to respond to that. but i guess fine as long as you promise not to ruin them or anything

[zanarksdomain]

soccerislikepasta replied to your post:my hair takes an average of 3 1/2 hours in the...

Styrofoam balls? What, do you mean… Your hair is actually in that shape with the help of actual balls!? Since when? I always thought it was natural! I feel sort of betrayed…

i tried it with just my hair at first but it fell out too easily. the only way to get maximum hair balls is to use styrofoam 

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

soccerislikepasta said: I’m so honored… This is an experience I will remember throughout my entire life… I watched your movie that came out April 4th, It was beautiful, oh my god can you sign my forehead

i sure can *signs ur forehead* there u go

[kazuyaichinose-blog]

soccerislikepasta replied to your post: the true hero of america is here

It’s Captain America! Oh my god can I get your autograph?

yes you can good citizen

[zanarksdomain]

Sing with me, Zanark!

[zanarksdomain]

soccerislikepasta replied to your post:soccerislikepasta replied to your...

If I can do this well you can do that

but i dont dance