#socialdistancingexpert

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they need to stop abusing these fucking zoom meetings

i don’t want to see you motherfuckers at home

🖕🏾

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i never understood why people thought i was stuck up

if i don’t know you i’m not going to talk to you

not cause i think i’m better

cause i’m fucking socially awkward and have social anxiety

a combination of “wtf do i say😅” and “oh god that person wants to talk to me😳”

i’m not a talker, i’m a thinker

so to avoid the weird that is socializing i will run away before the opportunity arises

(weird fact: i’m a master avoider, my ability to detach is unmatched)

i guess people assume i’m a bitch because apparently i’m what you would call traditionally attractive 🤷🏾‍♀️

the way i look has nothing to do with who i interact with

generating a conversation out of thin air is hard and weird as fuck

and i don’t like going out of my comfort zone so if you try to enter mine you will have a hard time cause in addition to be fearful of social interaction, i don’t fucking like people🤷🏾‍♀️

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netflix pulling out the big guns

fyi i would probably be from the fire nation

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hugs are weird

how long do i hold this person before this interaction is over

i’m literally pressing up against someone

what is that smell?

is it them?

do i smell like weed?

when is this shit over?

if i let go to early and they’re still holding me it’s weird

alright i’m uncomfortable let go of me

no we’re still doing this ok ok enough

i don’t know that shit is awkward but sometimes

and i mean just sometimes you need a good hug from the right person

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i might see you

but you won’t see me

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if i sit on the exercise bike it will cancel out the pretzels

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i wear sunglasses so i can avoid eye contact

please don’t stare at me

i won’t smile back

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staycation shenanigans