Feb 27, 2017
Am I standing on my toes even though it drops my blood pressure? Is that why I look mildly distressed? Am I going to make a joke about my 'Sweet Bones™' like I do this to myself on purpose? Do I think the amount of skin I'm showing is irrelevant to the point I'm making? Is that point instead going to be about the fact that I finally got my fucking varsity socks in the picture? #SOCKSANDBONESBITCH #SHORTLIFE