#socktroubles

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. Many of them don’t survive the “machine” of life and end up single.

Featuring Love Stinks iPhone 16 Series Skin

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All These Monsters

There’s a ghost

I haunt

From one

To

Two.

  There’s a giant

I wrestle

From three

To

eleven.

  There’s a seabeast

I lure

From eleven

To

nine.

  And there’s a devil

I hide

Any chance

I

get.

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I want a spider-roll and a hug.

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I always seem to go buy Sour Skittles when I'm in a funk. Probably gonna end up in a parking lot too.

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I really want to go see Nightcrawler tonight. I need to start making friends in Denton so I don't have to keep doing everything on my own!

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Remorse

It’d seem

a dreary dream,

for you to ream

that damned gleam

you left to teem

& fester in every worn seam.

You're regretfully another rhyme scheme

brimmed with a lack of theme.

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I don't drink but I'd like to go to a bar just so the bartender would slide my drink down to me.

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So when I was younger I thought girls were evil,vile creatures. One day I was approached by a girl who confessed she liked me and wanted to do the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing and I looked her firmly in the eye and replied with,

"I'D RATHER EAT A CHEESE OMELETTE!!" 

It never occurred to me that she didn't know how much I disliked cheese omelettes.