#socmel

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Numero 2

Klas Ingesson è morto nel 2014. Me lo ero perso, e mi dispiace: una settimana prima di morire (aveva un mieloma multiplo) si era dimesso da allenatore perché non voleva che la sua squadra risentisse dell'attenzione mediatica su di lui. Un grande uomo.

Mi piaceva come calciatore e poi, a Bologna, col suo nome, che begli striscioni venivano fuori?

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Meeting New Peeps

Meeting people is probably one of the most stressful things in the world

even more so than playing fast card games (which everyone knows I hate) 

But lets be real. Im awkward AF and usually offensive. I try to tone that down when first getting to know a person because you never know how someone will react, but it's always really hard to do when I am not thinking about it.

So it is no surprise that i have already been in situations where two seconds after saying something i am like "oh shit maybe i shouldnt have said that"

and obviously i say that part out loud, so now its definitely not awkward. Just kidding, it is.

Anyway, I was reading the Bologna Map for Young people (because i am a young people) and the second thing on there is

Our dialect and slang forms are pretty explicit, maybe too much, as someone may say

Which, hello?, is the story of my life. Best part of the whole thing? there is a word specifically used in Bologna that "literally means suck it and is used as an intensifier" (the word is socmel in case you want to start using it). 

So maybe I will find some friends if only because they wont be as offended by my liberal use of the phrase suck it. 

PS. I was going to google a picture of the hand signal that often accompanies my "suck it" but thought it would be better to avoid that situation...