#sofie liveblogs stuff

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"Man I wish Beck would stop obsessing over Eve"

[A finger on the monkey's paw curls]

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Delightful trivia fact of the day, guys! Beck was not invited to the Travailshipping wedding ceremony!

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GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEE

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Sofie Liveblogs Super Mystery Dungeon: Part 1

Obby got assigned Riolu by the powers that be. We're the world's most basic couple.

OOOOOOO LORE. I SAW THAT METEORITE FOLLOWED BY DEOXYS APPEARING

The world is so prettyyyyy :3

Oh noooooooo I'm a pikachu.......... Oh nooooo how tragic... how utterly horrifying..............

I just got here and I'm already being assaulted.

THERE HE IS. THERE'S THE MAN I'M GOING TO PUT THROUGH SO MUCH ANGST.

Look at him. Look how proud he is of the hero. I am attached already

Headcanoning the hero as being a teenager makes this line very funny to me

NUZLEAF IS THE FIRST ONE TO FIND OUT THE HERO HAS AMNESIA AND USED TO BE A HUMAN??????

Someone take away his "Hot diggity" privileges. Nuzleaf is going to get me to start using that phrase.

"Oh I bet that path leads out of this dungeon!" *immediately gets us stuck in a dead end*

I love the idea of Nuzleaf being a horrible judge of character / direction. His gut always leads him astray. I love this idiot.

EXCUSE ME??????????????????? HE'S JUST DITCHING ME?????????? SIR I AM AN INFANT???????????????????????????

GET LOST YOU JERK

THE MAN IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES APOLOGIZING TO THIS SASSY LOST CHILD I'M DYING LAUGHING

"Take pity on me" I will. You are incredibly pitiful.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

Oh my word. I know it's probably just a matter of Pokemon not having the most elaborate interiors, but Nuzleaf's house is every bit as bad in terms of decor and furnishing as Twig's place.

This man hecking knows why I was attacked. I can feel it in my bones.

HE'S TELLING ME NOT TO WARN OTHERS ABOUT THE BEHEEYEM THAT ATTACKED ME. HE KNOWS. HE'S TRYING TO KEEP ME QUIET. It's okay though I still love him <3

HE JUST MET ME AND HE'S ALREADY ENROLLING ME IN SCHOOL. MOVE OVER DUSKNOIR, THERE'S A NEW SINGLE FATHER IN TOWN

I just saw what I thought was another of the Beheeyem outside and my first instinct was to go out and check. The hero in this game is an idiot I love them

... Yeah. That's about how i saw Obby when we first met up in person too.

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ADOPTION, RIOLU OBBY. RIOBBY, IF YOU WILL.

Oh wait no. This is a dig at Nuzleaf, isn't it.

They really like their accents in this game, huh.

Riobby is the most stereotypically ADHD-coded character ever and I am HERE for it

*POINTS LOUDLY* first cameo spotted!!!!!!

Sofiechu's special ability is looking like a twelve year old apparently.

SHELMET LOOKS SO DOOFY I LOVE 'EM

GOOMY IS SUCH A SOPPING WET CREATURE I LOVE HIM

Sofiechu is grounded. I'm calling it

NUZLEAF HAS WON ME OVER AGAIN BY BEING AN IDIOT DAD. IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN NUZLEAF

I'm gonna call it good here for now! Next time, we'll be going to school. Yay(?)

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Siffrin after committing banana peel: (You're so clumsy, tee-hee.)

Loop shortly before: I'm kind of like... a mirror! It's fun to reflect!

Me:

Me, leaning over to my boyfriend: This gosh dang star is Siffrin. This star is Siffrin so bad. That's the kind of pun you make when you're rusty and still desperately want to make a pun. Loop is Siffrin after slipping on one banana peel too many. Siffrin giggled just like they do. Do you know how many moments Loop has acted out of what seems to be self-loathing directed externally at Siffrin. Call Siffrin the star spangled banner because I can see Loop all over him. I swear I'm not insane. Ignore my formal schizophrenia diagnosis. Anyways did you notice how protective Loop is of Bonnie. In the same manner that Siffrin is. They got so passive-aggressive at Sif when they---

My darling boyfriend:

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I have never had such a visceral reaction to half of an arm before.

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I have been betrayed by my darling boyfriend so I am making a callout post on Tumblr Dot Com.

I was playing Cult of the Lamb and got excited about unlocking the Wedding Ritual so I could get two of my followers married to each other. I procrastinated actually doing the ritual for ages because I got distracted with side quests centering around poop and was constantly daydreaming aloud about how cute it was going to be to have these two followers get together. My boyfriend listened to this and excitedly encouraged me to have them marry sooner than I was planning. I finally got around to opening up the Wedding Ritual menu and selected the first individual and was HORRIFIED when the Lamb smooched the follower. I cried out, aghast. My boyfriend began to cackle. He knew. He knew that the Wedding Ritual was not for marrying followers to each other. He encouraged me to unlock that ritual, knowing that I misunderstood its function, and cheered me on to use it as soon as possible. I have never felt so betrayed in all my years. Tragedy has struck the S.S. Sobby today, truly.

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Eve, we talked about this