Well, well, well, just when we think our shark is tanking he surprises us all with a complete turnaround. It appears the ocean was only a pond until now. With Kai Owens and Sofie McClean under his belt for the American Beauty remake, and rumors of Nina Westbrook and Paula Young signing with the company, it looks like no one is touching a hair on Ross Harwell’s perfect head any time soon.
Oh, and in case you were worried about Harwell Management’s current talent, Ophelia Winters and Asher Heathcoat, have no fear. Rumor has it the two actors will find themselves taking home a few Oscars this year. Asher Heathcoat will return to the silverscreen in Shattered, and we expect this film to break our hearts into a million little pieces. You bring the popcorn and we’ll grab the tissues. As for Ophelia Winters, her next project is very underwraps, but have no fear. You know how we roll. As soon as we hear an update we’ll be right at the frontlines filling you in.
Don’t be fooled, though. Just because everything looks perfect doesn’t mean that Harwell Management is one big happy family. In fact, from our sources it looks like some people are feeling very left out and now they’re causing drama. Personally, we think that’s the worse way to get Ross Harwell's attention, but what’s done is done so let’s look at the wreckage shall we?
I think everyone with a pair of eyes saw the tension between Kai Owens and Asher Heathcoat a few weeks back, and with punches being thrown at a charity event of all places (tsk tsk boys), it looks like we won’t see any brotherly love in the future. I didn’t forget those tweets either, Asher dear. We at the LA Informant prefer to keep such nasty words off our page; it seems you had some very strong opinions about Kai Owens and Sofie McClean a few days ago. Maybe a public apology is in your future?
Speaking of twitter rampages, don’t think you got off easy Ophelia. Six minutes and twenty-seven seconds may seem like a blink of an eye for you, Minxy, but it’s practically a lifetime for us. And I think we all know who those tweets were referring to.
Which leads us back to daddy dearest. It looks like your talent is crying out for attention, but is this recent haul of new talent your early version of spring cleaning? Only time will tell, but we’ve seen some worrying signs from you, too.
They say when there’s family discord the head of the house is under the most stress. With all of the alcohol we’ve seen you with since New Years it looks like you are no exception. Is all of this debauchery your way of unwinding from the day-to-day stress that comes with managing your talent? Or are you getting sloppy in the middle of “celebrating” your new success? We hope it’s just the second. We hate seeing an unhappy family in the spotlight, but what about our listeners? Are you hoping Harwell Management becomes one big happy family? Are you team evolution or team classics? We can’t wait to find out.
Ta Ta for now my lovely little lurkers!