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crawling out of my intricately woven chrysalis just to post this:

match kids: nicky & booker & joe

gasoline uncle: quỳnh

toilet victim: andy

result: a quite literally shitty old guard death

#yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #sogd #the old guard #sebastien le livre #andromache the scythian #tog quynh #i liveeee #Youtube

defending my thesis today y'all!

#quynh: defending? what kinda armour are u wearing?#andy: best defense is a good offense. throw rocks at em #sogd

I think booker has been impaled on a wii remote

your mind... the things you must see... the things you must know.......

Booker; 2014; Hawai'i; Cause of Death: "Rasputin" on Just Dance Goes Far Too Hard

#sebastien le livre #sogd #see you anon #submission #the old guard #tog

I was listening to a podcast and heard about an Ancient Greek guy who died when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head, and I thought... now That would be the sort of thing to tell this blog about.

hell yeah, it is. Hell yeah. (Lykon; Thrace; 336 BCE; cause of death: some kinda aesopian no-scope situation)

#lykon #submissions #see you anon #the old guard #tog #sogd

Quỳnh, 40 ft up a cliff: Nicky I know this wasn't the best time to tell you, but-

Nicky: But???? What could you possibly say to make up for losing my damascus steel katar? On my birthday?!?

Quỳnh: Nicky, please! The rope!

Nicky: Don't change the subject!

Nicky, empty handed: Wait.

(Quỳnh; Vijayanagara Empire; 1385; Cause of Death: Italian Gesticulating)

#nicky watching 200 pounds of Viet warrior weapons and climing gear plummet towards him: ......mamma mia #the old guard #sogd #nicolo di genova #tog quynh

anyone of the guard. who's dropping the sofa? who's catching it? who took the photo without stopping them (Nile, probably)?

(Joe & Booker; the Philippines; 2045; Cause of Death: you've heard of the steel chair...)

#thank you this is incredible #it absolutely could be Nile taking this picture but something about it makes me think the unholy AndyQuynhNile trifecta is behind it #and Nicky's holding the brain cell that day #the old guard #tog #andromache the scythian #sebastien le livre #quynh #yusuf al kaysani #submission #sometimes-petty #sogd

this uquiz is still good, actually:

I'm gonna tell you which of my cursed notes you are and make some wild and unfounded assumptions about your character.

#a word from the blogger #sogd

Nicolo Di Genova, circa 1982, cause of death: a Rube Goldberg-esque series of events that started with a smack on the ass and ended with his head hitting the wall

[ID: The ask is a screenshot of a post by u/Zealousideal_Ad_1604 to r/TooAfraidToAsk in the Health/Medical tag, titled: "If you spank someone's ass really hard and they die later than night,will the handprint stay on their corpse?" The body of the post reads "The skin can't heal itself if you're dead, right? Edit: I don't mean they die from the spanking, if they die from something unrelated." END ID]

(joe's) hand meets (nicky's) ass->nicky's hips meet oven->tssssssss->joe beats a hasty retreat (leaving door open)->nicky leaps back->trips over dog (intruded through open door)->woof!awoo!bark!bark!->startles napping booker->booker leaps up from couch->head meets bricks->longsword falls off of wall 3m to the left->sword meets nicky->finis.

#ass slapping incident leaves two dead one injured #the dog's fine tho #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #sebastien le livre #nicolo di genova #spacegirlsgang #sogd #submission

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